Sitting on 8-inch cocks over and over and over and over again was a mistake, says Cockring. But oh, don’t worry, he’s learned from his past! Haven’t we all.
Here’s the little cum whore who could talking to some MMA blog. Hold on to your eyeballs, cause they’re about to roll:
“It’s definitely a decision I regret,” [Dakota] told MMA Fighting. “If I would have known what would happen I definitely wouldn’t have done it. But I had money issues and I needed help. I went there to do pictures, and they started throwing pretty high numbers in front of me. I didn’t really think. It was a big mistake.”
“I think it’s a little bit courageous for both of us,” he said of the UFC’s decision to include him on the show. “I could just hide in a hole and no one would know except for the people close to me. And to them, I was up front. I let them know right away so it wasn’t anything that could come back and bite them in the butt. I think maybe they respected that a little bit. I think some people judge against it, some people will be OK with it. Some people will want me to get my butt kicked, and hopefully others will respect what I’m trying to do.”
Respect? Courageous? Please. Spare me the “what I’m trying to do” now bullshit. You went from five-way orgys and dildo shows to kicking people in the face and rolling around on the floor with other half naked men, you ridiculous idiot.
The 25-year-old Cochrane, who is not gay, says he earned around $80,000 overall from taping the videos, which he made while a college student at the University of Nebraska-Kearney, where he was an all-league track athlete as a pole vaulter and 4×100 meter relay runner.
“Every time I was down there, I hated it,” he said.
And yet…you kept going! 16 times! If only the evil Sean Cody hadn’t kept offering the poor, innocent, delicate (and yet totally bad ass MMA fighter) Dakota all that money to bounce around on dicks all day long. If only Dakota had not been a college student in debt, like 99% of all the other college students in America who choose not to suck cock for cash.
Finally, when he admitted to his girlfriend Lacey Sechtem what he was doing, she asked him to stop, and the short-lived career was over. At the time, Cochrane had no idea he would one day become a professional athlete and that the decision would follow him and possibly cause some detours to his path.
What detours? You’re on a reality show, right now!
Cochrane says he’s a far different person than he was then. He’s now a father of two, and Lacey, his girlfriend at the time he was making the videos, stuck by him and is soon to become his wife. The decision he made years ago was a selfish one, made for money, but this opportunity to be on TUF isn’t just about him; it’s a chance to enrich his family.
On Thursday, he’ll get on an airplane and fly to Las Vegas while attempting to put aside the distractions of this week and focus, because alongside will be 31 other fighters filled with the same dream. They’ll all have pasts, too, just not ones that everyone else knows about. That’s OK with Cochrane. It’s his mistake, and he’s owning it.
“All I can ask,” he said, “is that people respect that I’ve overcome something like that and tried to make a negative into a positive.”
Good lord. There’s a certain level of self-imposed delusion that I suppose one has to maintain if their big “dream” in life is to go to Vegas and be on a reality show.
The self-imposed delusion that beating the shit out of people for money is the positive and having gay sex for money is the negative.
The self-imposed delusion that what you’re doing now is so meaningful must help you “come to terms” with what society, your wife, and your “Ultimate Fighter” peers all hate so much: Your gay porn past. A gay porn past that, ironically, is the perfect thing for a casting agent and a producer to use to get people talking about an upcoming reality show! Oh, did you think you were asked to be a part of the show for some other reason? Ha.
Ultimate Fighters 15 debuts March 9th on FX. Meanwhile, watch Dakota Cochrane get fucked in the ass here.