“Negro” Porn Recession Proof, Claims AVN

In this month’s “Black Humor” issue of AVN, the nortoriously enlightened porn-producing community claims that only a Communist would keep the public from quality product like Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom!

“Whatever stereotypes are out there … should be depicted on camera in order for the projects to feel realistic,” says Julius Ceazher, star of Black Cocks, Tiny Teens.  “Someone who puts out a racially insensitive title could be viewed as a capitalist.” The public gets what it wants, say the producers: interracial titles are one of the few bright spots in an industry faced with falling DVD sales, competition from tube sites and a terrible economy.  Besides: black jokes are just a form of humor, says Ceazar, not racism. “If someone tells a funny black joke, I’m gonna laugh.” See?

AVN says that in the past few years, more porn companies have been picking up on the potent mixture of cinema vérité and cold hard cash, producing increasingly “funny” interracial titles with un-sly references to rapists and gorillas, causing retail stores to stop carrying some of the “funnier” titles. But that’s okay, their market segment has only grown since the election of Obama. Shane Diesel, female star of  My Daughter is Fucking a Nigga, tells AVN that some of her biggest fans are neo-Nazis and racist Southerners. “They love it!” she says.  While liberal fools were wasting money making it rain for Obama, skinheads were saving up their loot to buy titles with strategically placed asterisks, like I Love Jerking Off N**gers.

Cram Johnson, producer of I Can’t Believe I Sucked a Negro, took a moment to fully explain the distinct charm of the Magic Negro is his ability to make the most used-up old whore seem fresh again!  “When the races mix, especially if the purity of the sacred white woman is compromised, it gets a lot of attention — even if the white girl is as dirty and disease-riddled as humanly possible.”

Amen to that, Cracker!  Just don’t ask Washington for a bailout.

The masterful article is online, sort of, as a PDF. Get your funny bone ready!

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2 thoughts on ““Negro” Porn Recession Proof, Claims AVN”

  1. We read the AVN story last week, and then re-read the story after seeing this blog entry today. We couldn’t find any statement which claimed, or even implied, that “Negro” porn was somehow “recession proof.” Andrew S. of Hush Hush Entertainment did make a passing mention of our current recession, saying, “You have to bust out from the crowd, especially with the decline of DVD sales, (the rise of) free tube sites, and the worse economy in 80 years.” This is hardly a claim that interracial porn is guarenteed to beat a recession.

    Also, Shane Diesel is an African-American MALE, not a female as stated by Violet Blue in her column for the San Francisco Chronicle.

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