Well, it looks like superhero porn parodies are going to be the only place we’ll be able to see any type of super-dick for the foreseeable future! It’s being speculated online that for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Marvel Studios has edited out the fat bulge of Tenoch Huerta, the actor behind the film’s aquatic villain, Namor.
In a newly viral tweet, Twitter user @belovasoup wrote an all-caps demand that insisted Marvel “GIVE NAMOR HIS PENIS BACK” that was accompanied by two images that supposedly show Namor’s meaty crotch having been edited to make him more resemble a Ken doll. Oop! Take a look below:
Since being published, the tweet had made its way around the internet caused people to joke about the superhero situation and even further the demand for Disney and the MCU to allow its characters to show a little crotch in their super suits.
If we’re being honest though, no matter how much pressure Marvel gets from this, I doubt they’ll ever truly allow their heroes and villains to walk around with any type of visible dick situation. Superheros with VPL simply don’t exist in the MCU. If you want that, you’re just going to have to wait for the sequel to Blak Panther: Wakan Dat Ass.
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What are these people, 12? Very few if any mainstream movies – never mind blockbusters – have dudes’ bulges on prominent display. It’s not a ‘Marvel’ thing, it’s a Hollywood thing.