I’ve never seen a personal blog generate this much buzz so soon out of the gate. Every gay slut has encountered at least one “married straight man” who turns out to be a sibiliant, well-weathered bottomless bottom, as well as an authority on Gilda and rare orchids. That’s why the 43-year-old Gayest Str8 Guy (NSFW) is resonating with so many fags right now.
His hesitant curiosity and sexual inexperience is endearing and seems authentic. In his “Lesson to Gay Guys Having Sex With a Straight Guy For the First Time,” he describes his first time (almost) fucking a dude:
He asked if he could take a quick shower cuz he had been working all day. No problem. He went into the shower and 5 minutes later came out buck naked (I was okay with that) and FULLY boned (thought that was a little weird). He sat on the couch and looked at me.
Him: So…what do you want to do?
Me: Uh…I don’t know…what do you want to do?
Him: Well, what are you into?
Me: Uh…what are my choices?
After about 5 minutes of that banter I got up and told him I couldn’t go through with it. MORAL OF THE STORY – If a straight guy gets the balls to have sex with a gay guy, don’t freakin expect him to take charge! It was hard enough getting my ass there. Now I was supposed to play lead dog and act like I know what I’m doing? Take the initiative. Don’t push hard. But lead the way. He’ll follow.
He also shares your frustration with hook-ups who say they’re straight but are really total Beckies (Did you know that ‘Becky’ is the new ‘Mary’?). In a post called “CL Hell,” he describes the one time he placed a Craigslist ad seeking other married bi-curious guys:
All the responses came from “guys who said they’ve never been with a guy and were looking to try something new, but by the 3rd email were saying things like “I want your hot pole in my sweet asspussy and then….” Ya, no. Not happening.
And then there’s a post about him masturbating while hurling insults at his own dick. So I think the appeal of the brand new blog has so much appeal for two reasons: you can get inside the ever-elusive mind of a bi-curious straight man, and you can look forward to the inevitable moment months from now when The Gayest Str8 Guy changes his name to The Anon Little Cumwhore Bitch Boi.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.