“OMG, I Don’t Think I Could Take That …”

Boomer Banks tells Davey Wavey he hears that all the time when guys first see his fabled schlong in the flesh. But I bet the chorus of size queens yelling “speak for yourself” drowns them out.

Now if only they could do that to Davey.

“Ten [inches] is substantial. It has its own elbow.” Davey gasps as Boomer unleashes the beast complete with an elephant trumpet sound effect.

Boomer loves him some drag queens. Davey Wavey has been called a drag queen without the make-up but he’s equally proud of his tits. “They are my dick,” Davey tells Boomer. “They’re all I have.” That’s not quite true – for the next six minutes and change, he sure has Boomer.

As we first reported last month in “Driving Miss Davey,” Boomer dropped a few hints this was in the works:

The result of the collaboration: “My Penis Is Too Big!”

 
I have a suggestion for the next video, “My Voice Is Too Shrill.”

But since it should be illegal to have anything that’s a boner killer with Boomer Banks in the room … we’ll let NakedSword exclusive Mickey Taylor handle things from here as he did in the finale of “Fame Game.”

[Watch Mickey Taylor & Boomer Banks in “Fame Game”]

 
 
Does anyone else find Davey Wavey’s squeaky voice like chalk on a chalk board?