Take-aways from the ad include:
1) Boy Butter won’t stain your sheets! — that is, if you take the time to pull out a sponge and some detergent or some shit right after sex.
3) Hedda does a really freaky impression of Weird Science-era Kelly LeBrock every time she makes those “hurts-so-good” noises!
New Boy Butter Commercial feat. Hedda Lettuce (Boy Butter Blog)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.