Boy Detective Cock-Blocks Porn Thief

The boy saw a man snatch a box of DVDs from a car parked in front of a used bookstore. When the man rushed away, the boy became suspicious and followed the thief for over an hour as he walked nearly a mile back to his home.

The lame-ass boy sleuth then alerted the police, who arrested 28-year-old Ryo Ishigaki for allegedly stealing the $700 worth of porn DVDs. The police are thinking of giving the boy an award. We think testicles and shame should do the trick.

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Japanese boy sleuth leads police to porn thief (ABC News)

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