We remember hearing something about how Angelina didn’t want to get married until everyone had the legal right, so it’s only fitting that the couple should yank a few bucks out of the twins’ psychoanalysis fund to do right by the gays.
Now if Maddox turns out less butch in later years, or if Shiloh starts to exhibit tendencies toward rug munching, Dad can turn and say, “Marry whoever you want, kids. I support you.”
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