We remember hearing something about how Angelina didn’t want to get married until everyone had the legal right, so it’s only fitting that the couple should yank a few bucks out of the twins’ psychoanalysis fund to do right by the gays.
Now if Maddox turns out less butch in later years, or if Shiloh starts to exhibit tendencies toward rug munching, Dad can turn and say, “Marry whoever you want, kids. I support you.”
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Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.