If I wore any of the clothes that Aden is modeling below, I would hate crime myself. But who needs clothes that aren’t disgusting when you have sex muscles like Aden Jaric’s to draw the viewer’s attention away from the “Define ‘Boyfriend'” slogan? I’m glad that the designers behind Seattle-based T-shirt company Ajaxx63 had the good sense to hire one of the few men with enough beauty to overpower such satorial vomit, but the inclusion of leather gear is criminal.
A leather Sir cap with a cotton cut-off? That makes about as much sense as pig sex deoderant. So here are a few notes for whomever designed this campaign: your clothes are awful; your appropriation of a decades-long BDSM leather gear tradition to distract the viewer from your awful clothes is awful; and your Aden Jaric images are fucking hot despite your awful clothes being so incredibly awful.
And here are a few notes for Aden Jaric: you’re hot; you’re probably one of the only men on Earth who can successfully pull of the “Oops my hand is covering my penis and my scrotum!” pose; and you should wear leather more often.
And finally a note for any gay guy who continues to wear T-shirts emblazoned with random, meaningless “sporty” number combinations: you suck, and I’d rather stick my dick in the fog machine behind you than have sex with you. Unless you look like Aden Jaric.
Aiden Jaric Pour Ajaxx63 (Parisian Boys)
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