This all started as a reaction to a post they did about an Absolut ad, showing the map of Mexico the way it was before the Americans conquered those damned Mexicans, which has become the new favorite target of angst for bored neo-cons taking a break from calling Barack a terrorist and Hillary a lesbian. And what’s more is that they’re now baiting him and he goes further to explain, “The beleaguered gay activist is so sensitive and marginalized, that the
only way to feel normal is to call everyone else defective. Can there
be any wonder why a social subset with a life expectancy 20 years less
than the majority of Americans is so bitterly suicidal?” HA!
All we have to say to Matt is, judging from the tone of some of their posts lately, we can vouch for the fact that Gawker is nowhere near as gay as it used to be. And honestly dude, if you want to go back to sucking dick anytime soon (and we know in your darkest, most supercilious heart of hearts you probably do!) this isn’t the way back into our hearts.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.