British Censors Ban Water Sports, Spanking In VOD Porn, Call Fisting ‘Life-Endangering’

Today in the UK, the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC) voted in a new set of bans for British pornographers, listing out a set of sex acts that they consider “not nice sex” and potentially “life-endangering.” Among the things they say could kill you: fisting, and face-sitting.

As The Independent reports, the move was an extension of the 2003 Communications Act, and it’s called The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014. You can read the full text of the legislation here, and it extends rules already in place for DVD porn to video-on-demand productions made for the web.

The thing is, the rules are crazy and show just how uptight England still is, despite the fact that the country is home to insatiable fisting bottom Ashley Ryder.

The list of acts that are now banned:

 

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

They say that the last three could be “life-endangering,” and sure, if you strangle someone long and hard enough they’ll die. But really? Face-sitting? Are they talking about suffocating from all that ass/pussy? Or what?

Jerry Barnett from the group Sex and Censorship tells Vice, “There appear to be no rational explanations for most of the R18 rules. They’re simply a set of moral judgements designed by people who have struggled endlessly to stop the British people from watching pornography.”

[The Independent]

19 thoughts on “British Censors Ban Water Sports, Spanking In VOD Porn, Call Fisting ‘Life-Endangering’”

  1. Easy way for British companies to get around this….relocate to Jersey & Guernsey….those idiotic porn regulations cannot be applied there.

  2. I have noticed that some of the UK porn sites are complying while others are not – my guess is that they’re testing the waters and hoping not to get struck with any violation notices (or they’re based out of UK jurisdiction. For those who are compliant, it is going to be cause some difficulties in their marketing and advertising campaigns.

    1. LOL … nah that wouldn’t work Kim Kardashian isn’t fat butI think she could easily smother someone with that horrid ass of hers if not from the smell of that nasty twat.

  3. except for one, i can live with that.
    If porn disappears its’ their own fault, by pushing boundaries too much, i mean i need to piss and shit too but do’nt want to see it in porn

  4. Female ejaculation now then male ejaculation next.. The U.K. is turning into a sexually repressed nanny state. As for “face sitting” that is mostly seen in straight porn where a man gets underneath a woman and eats her pussy out. So apparently there are only certain positions allowed to eat pussy or ass. WTF? I guess what they say about the U.K. is true that they truly are slowly turning into a Taliban state. Once the U.K. allows female genital mutilation then it’s time to pack up and get the hell out of there for everyone who is not Muslim. Censorship in porn first then music then the rest of the entertainment industry will follow including stage and film, literature and they will have successfully thrown the U.K. back to the early 20th century.

  5. Clearly, the law is arbitrary and it would be laughable if there were no consequences on civil liberties and on businesses. At this stage, the most common school of thought is that this legislation only applies to UK-based companies. But within the industry, there is a fair amount of confusion as to what is British and what is overseas with UK companies trying to see if they can circumvent the laws. Also, overseas interests are watching very carefully to see how non-UK porn producers will be affected.

  6. Get ready. With the conservatives coming into complete power, this will be the standard here in the U.S. The internet is headed for censorship, and porn will be its first victim! You think England is uptight? That’s nothing compared to what we’re gonna have here.

  7. So, does this mean that these types of porn are banned from being viewed in the England, and/or they’re not allowed to be filmed?

    1. Just filmed I think, although it wouldn’t make much difference if it was illegal to watch. I think it’s technically illegal for British people to view a lot of the content on 4chan (e.g. drawn paedophilia) but that wouldn’t deter many people from visiting 4chan if they like the place.

    2. As I understand it, producing content with these items in it is illegal, but viewing them is (at the moment) still legal. As a Brit it saddens me but doesn’t surprise me, simple possession of porn was a crime until the early 2000s and the operation Spanner case is notorious. As for any Muslim input I seriously doubt it, Muslims make up less then 10% of the population, my guess is an alliance between Christian moralists extreme feminists and good old fashioned prudes

  8. I’m a little disturbed that female ejaculations are on the list. So it’s o.k. for men to jizz but no pussy orgasms. Seriously. Is Britain turning Muslim. I know plenty of Muslims reside there but outlawing female ejaculations seems a little extreme. The war on women today is so 16th Century.

    1. Did my comment get deleted??? Oh well, let me rewrite it.

      Cytheria would be severely out of work if she lived in the UK.

      And although it sounds far-fetched that muslims could be the source of this ridiculous new law, it’s not entirely impossible. Recently, almost 200 Subways around the UK and Ireland have changed their policy to accommodate the muslim population in their region. They serve halal-meat only and the locations are pork-free. This is of course less than 200 subways out of more than 1500 locations in the UK and Ireland.

      1. I wasn’t really suggesting Islam was the source behind this porn conservatism, I was making a joke that Britain is treating women in porn much in the same way you’d expect women to be treated in a Muslim country. (O.K. for men to cum but not women) However, having said that, it certainly isn’t without merit to think it possible as you have suggested. I had several high profile clients in England a few years back, (Remember the Saudi Prince who murdered his assistant?), and the way he’d talked about women when we watched porn was disgusting.

      2. This has nothing to do with Muslim influence in the UK. It’s all about appeasing conservative Tories. These conservative Tories grumbled when gay marriage was introduced in the UK and the introduction of this new pornography law seems a way to appease them. With the growing influence of the UKIP (remotely comparable to the Tea Party in the USA) I would not be surprised if we see more if this kind of policies in the future.

    2. Girls cumming is illegal?!? Wow – seriously? WTF!?! What is this, the year 2000?? John Ashcroft/George Bush censorship days?

      ps – I took that photo, lol! Urine Ibiza rocks! Love you Jonathan & Jessie ;) Take that UK!!!

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