The first major studio production featuring an all-queer cast is officially hitting theaters this weekend and lucky for us, with 95% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 77 score on Metacritic, the film is actually getting pretty decent reviews. Now that we know it’s good though, let’s focus on what really matters – dick.
Bros is a gay rom-com that centers around the relationship of Billy Eichner and Luke Macfarlane. We already know that the film features some raunchy scenes where Luke gets a group blowjob and Billy shows off his bare ass, but is there any point in the film where we get to see some serious man meat? Unfortunately, the answer is no!
Billy confirmed this sad news during a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live. When asked about the film, Billy said that the movie shows zero full-frontal nudity – turns out that wasn’t always the case though!
“We did have a penis shot at one point that we cut,” said Billy when discussing moments that didn’t make it into the film. “It was supposed to be Luke’s penis, but it was a different guy’s penis. Like, we have a penis double.”
Billy didn’t name the man who took on the role of the now-axed dick double or how big the cock actually was, but he did remark that when it came to choosing the perfect stand-in penis for Luke Macfarlane, the two made the casting decision together.
This isn’t the first time a 2022 piece of gay cinema has robbed us of some full-frontal action. A few months ago, Fire Island director Andrew Ahn let it spill that they had intended on including some meat in his movie, but the studio wouldn’t allow it.
“I was like, ‘I want a dick.’ It’s Fire Island. It’s sex scenes. It’s orgies. Like, you’re going to see dick,” said the director. “I understood that erect dick was going to push us into NC-17 territory, which would seriously limit who could see the movie. But I remember asking, ‘Can I have two soft penises, one for each orgy?’ And to their credit, our producers were like, ‘How many? Where?'”
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Well, here’s hoping that one day we’ll be lucky enough to get a modern rom-com featuring a bunch of gay dudes who are actually allowed to show cock. In the meantime though, I guess we’ll just be stuck with actual gay porn and that one website that shows off celebrity dicks.
I saw it and honestly while it was a good effort, it really wasn’t much different from any other rom-com since they’ve been making them. I expected a bit more from it rather than the formulaic plot but then again, it’s a rom-com right? B- to C+ rating in my book. Despite that, we’re starting to normalize LGBTQIA+ themes and movies into the mainstream so that’s a good thing in my opinion.
I dare to hope that I am not the only human with a heart here on this site…? (I say this because of some comments)
Looks like a terrible movie. Billy plays such a hard to relate to protagonist, the whole tone of it is such a turn off.
I went to see a really fun, gay ROM- COM, with one of my very favorite Hallmark actors and that is what I saw. Billy and Lukes’s sex scenes, even with underwear on were sexy! Toe-sucking, go figure! I’ll go elsewhere to see dick.
I don’t see how the sight of a dick would enhance the movie. It might satiate the constant need of too many gay men to see dick everywhere, all the time, but c’mon, girls. There’s dick all over the place elsewhere.
Exactly.