Bruce Beckham Explains How To Take The Perfect Nudes

Turns out there’s a reason that Bruce Beckham was cast as a horny instructor in the NakedSword Originals film The Slutty Professor – he simply loves to teach! The muscle man really proved this during his recent appearance on the debut episode of the Discretion Advised podcast where he took a moment to inform and spread his deep knowledge on how to take proper nudes and thirst traps!

The subject of nudes came up while hosts John Hill and Marc MacNamara were talking about the “Housewives’ Guide To Grindr” with guests Bruce and Real Housewives of New Jersey star Margaret Josephs. John, who recently just rejoined Grindr, asked if there were any tips on taking nudes when you have a flat ass. Lucky for John, Bruce was there to impart his wisdom for how anyone can take the perfect nude.

“The best advice for photos is whatever’s closest to the camera is gonna look biggest,” Bruce revealed. “I mean, seriously. If you’re cheating the angle and leaning your ass into it, it’s gonna look bigger. If you want the underside of it to look bigger, put the camera under there.”

After sharing some more important info on lighting and how to take the perfect gym selfie, award-winning porn director Marc put his stamp of approval on Bruce’s advice by calling it “brilliant” and a transfixed John suggested that the smooth-talking porn star should take over for “the voice of Mutual of Omaha.” Take a look below:

 

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To hear Bruce’s full thoughts on how to snap the absolute best nude photos, be sure to tune into the premiere episode of Discretion Advised right now over on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, and DiscAdPod.com. If you wanna see Bruce in action, then be sure to watch this legendary muscle hunk over at NakedSword.