Perhaps it’s all just part of the schtick of Bruno, in which even Paula Abdul was duped into thinking this was a real Austrian fashion correspondent.
Anyhow, after Michael Jackson’s sudden croaking, producers have yanked a scene from the Bruno film in which he chats with Latoya Jackson and steals Michael’s number out of her cell phone. And coincidentally enough, the Hollywood premiere of Bruno last night kept fans from getting close to Michael Jackson’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which is right in front of Graumann’s Chinese Theater.
But all sadness aside, please enjoy this clip of Bruno (video’d off of somebody’s TV) dancing on Conan’s desk on last night’s show.
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Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.