Gay porn power couple Bryan Cole and Duncan Black have been a gay porn power couple since at least Thanksgiving 2012. In reality, that’s about three weeks, but in gay relationships, that’s 50 years. In gay porn relationships, that’s 53675337673993046 years.
Here are photos of Bryan and Duncan celebrating their three-week anniversary this past weekend, which should serve as a reminder of how miserable your life is in comparison.
How long can Bruncan (that’s the gay porn power couple portmanteau I’ve decided on) last?
Are you more jealous of Bryan or Duncan for getting to make out with Bryan/Duncan?
Will Bruncan survive the upcoming apocalypse this Friday?
How much do these Bruncan pictures make you want to die right now instead of waiting until Friday and dying with everyone else?
[images via SGfanSean]