Madonna stays beautiful by using a $600 mask on her derriere.
“I’ve used the chrome clay mask on my butt. Don’t other people look at your butt? Your butt has an audience! I encourage it,”
says Madge on her new skincare line, MDNA Skin, launched yesterday.
In this age of Scrotox, fillers, and implants, this is a brilliant marketing move, but what it does for your Southern set of cheeks remains to be, err, seen. But since it’s Madge endorsed and we’re gay men, I bet there’s already a waiting list for the $600 ass cream. Vanity, conspicuous consumerism, or both?
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Or, back to our regularly scheduled pornography