However, if you were planning on mailing them something like a photo of
your neighbor having sex taken from the adjoining fire escape, or
perhaps Shia LeBeouf’s underwear in a manila envelope, don’t despair: “This season’s theme is â€˜SEX PARTY’. Please do something hot and/or
funny. We’ll pick our favorites and run them in the next issue. Please
email submissions to info[at]buttmagazine.com.” We’re hopping on our iPhones and sending out Evites immediately!
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.