“I came up with Butt Pirate because I was tired of my dick smelling
like shit,” French Connection owner Chris Hull told AVN Magazine.
“Everybody likes to fuck a clean ass. But sometimes, no matter how
clean you are, you still don’t feel clean or even smell clean. So I
came up with this product to make sure that all my boys smell fresh and
We always thought of it more as an occupational hazard, and one that
might be cured with a shower, or with the removal of a condom, but who
are we to judge. Butt Pirate joins products like DynaDouche, TidyButt
and CumKleen, all of which promise to rid you of the memory of dirty
tricks. We prefer to forget with vodka.
French Connection Releases Butt Pirate Deodorant (AVN Online)
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.