“I came up with Butt Pirate because I was tired of my dick smelling
like shit,” French Connection owner Chris Hull told AVN Magazine.
“Everybody likes to fuck a clean ass. But sometimes, no matter how
clean you are, you still don’t feel clean or even smell clean. So I
came up with this product to make sure that all my boys smell fresh and
feel fresh.”
We always thought of it more as an occupational hazard, and one that
might be cured with a shower, or with the removal of a condom, but who
are we to judge. Butt Pirate joins products like DynaDouche, TidyButt
and CumKleen, all of which promise to rid you of the memory of dirty
tricks. We prefer to forget with vodka.
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Sounds like a Massengili strawberry douche to me! I love that it comes in chocolate scent as well! Just be careful you don’t get carried away and eat something that smells like chocolate!