Interestingly, there seems to have been a war for the gay dollar in Nebraska between the competing Pride organizations in Lincoln and Omaha, with Omaha’s Rainbow Celebrations apparently winning out. Beginning in 1985, Omaha has been hosting pride fests with crowds from around the region topping out over 6,000. And we are positive that there are at least a handful of extreme hotties who have opted to stay close to home rather than pursue dreams of modeling underwear in LA, and we really want some fucking pictures. We also want pictures of dykes on bikes, gays with pets, local Nebraskan drag queens and drunk, happy bears.
Knowing that the Sword has not perhaps reached this rural audience yet, we beg of you. Please. If you have a friend anywhere near Omaha who you think might be going to this, email them. Tell them to email us. If they have a good dispatch to share, we might even pay them.
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Snoozeflash: Rural Gays Still Facing Homophobia
Nebraska Pride 2008 (Rainbow Celebrations)
Baltimore Pride (Official Site)
Denver Pride (Official Site)
Providence, RI Pride (Official Site)
Pittsburgh Pride (Official Site)
Fort Lauderdale Stonewall Festival 2008
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.