Luka Magnotta is headed down the aisle to get hitched to fellow inmate Anthony Jolin in a ceremony June 26. You just have to ask, was it love at first bite?
Back in October of 2014, D-list porn star wannabe Luka Magnotta was convicted killing and dismembering 33-year-old Jun Lin, sending out his body parts as souvenirs, and allegedly consuming the best parts for himself. That earned him the dubious distinction of the being the most gruesome in our After Jarec Wentworth, The Six Most Notorious Gay Porn Crimes list.
Luka popped up in the news again two summers ago (see original post below) when he was looking for love from jail from a dating site. The hopeless romantic said he was seeking a “prince charming” who was white, in good shape between 28 and 38 years old. And he found it. But not from a pen pal. From a fellow felon.
The Montreal Gazette reports, “The marriage will take place at Pont-Cartier prison, 60 kilometres southwest of Sept-Îles, where they are both detained. His mother, Anna Yourkin, will be Magnotta’s witness.” I wonder if they exchange rings or shackles?
As for the lucky groom, Recorder.ca reports that, “according to the CBC, Anthony Jolin, 36, and fellow con Jonathan Hache, 21, stabbed Kevin Whynder to death in the prison shower in 2003.
The violent 30-year-old pimp had executed Halifax teen Kelly Wilneff, 17, with 10 bullets in the head for planning to testify against him at his assault trial, according to CBC News archives. Prior to shanking Whynder, Jolin had been serving a six-year sentence for robbery with a firearm.” What a charmer, eh?
The newsome twosome’s marriage will be celebrated at the Pont-Cartier Penitentiary under strict conditions, TVA Nouvelles reports. Magnotta and Jolin will be now entitled to trailer visits. “When you are a de facto partner with someone, technically you are entitled to private family trailers. So spend three days with your spouse,” former inmate and social reintegration worker Daniel Benson told TVA.
“I do not want to make any value judgment on Mr. Magnotta, but with the offense he committed … leaving that person alone with his spouse unattended for 2-3 days, I have a certain (unease).”
Understandable. Let’s just hope this doesn’t all leave Luca was a case of indigestion.
[Original Post – June 30, 2015]
Don’t let news of big-dicked escapee Richard Matt’s death kill your dreams of getting a deep dicking from a dangerous criminal in prison. Luka “the Canadian Cannibal” Magnotta is looking for his ‘Prince Charming’ from jail, via a dating site.
Remember Luka? He’s the convicted murderer who had the briefest of brief porn careers, one which lasted about as long as a bottle of lube on Rocco’s Steele’s night stand. The onetime twink performer became the subject of an international manhunt in 2012 for dismembering and allegedly consuming part of a Chinese student he was having sex with, and sending his body parts to elementary schools and Canadian politicians. And what’s more, part of how he even got caught was because animal rights activists had been watching his horrifying animal-dismembering snuff films on YouTube for years.
So what is a lonely gay sadist and murderer to do from jail, knowing he’ll be there until he’s well past his prime (he’s up for parole in 2037)?
Enter Melissa Fazzina, who was just a simple woman with a dream, according to the Global News Canada. She started Canadian Inmates Connect which, for a $35 fee, matches up the incarcerated with the infatuated, featuring 101 Canadian men and four women behind bars. Fazzina recommeneds caution, of course, but also reveals she was “taken back” when she recently received Magnotta’s application.
But clearly, not so taken back to prevent her from immediately taking to Twitter to announce it:
Luka Magnotta has now been added to the website. You can check him out on Male Inmates 1 of the website.
— Canadian Inmates (@CanadianInmates) June 29, 2015
In his profile at the top of Male Inmates 1 Page, Magnotta spells out his Prince Charming criteria:
Single white male, 33, 5’11” and 175 lbs with dark hair and blue eyes. Seeking single white male, 28 – 38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship. If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos. Only those I deem compatible will receive a response. Serious inquiries only please. All unsolicited mail will be discarded.
Remember guys, Luka is looking for serious inquiries only.
A profile on Luka Magnotta from Global News