We know that you’re going to be stuffing your faces with turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing this Thursday, but now we want to know which foods you’re going to be stuffing your holes with! Well, we at The Sword thought through every single Thanksgiving food you could possibly fuck yourself with and came to the conclusion that if you want to get stuffed like a turkey this holiday, then you need to utilize some good, ol’ fashioned corn!
So to celebrate Thanksgiving, its delicious food, and the thought of each and every one of you stealing a corncob from the kitchen to later use as a makeshift dildo, we’re going to be listing off some of our favorite corn porns! These videos range from vintage to brand new, but all of them feature some type of man getting a girthy ear of corn stuffed into his cornhole.
Take a look below at all our favorite corny gay porn vids, let us know in the comments if you’ve ever had an ear of corn in your ass, and be sure to watch all of these food fuck scenes and 30,000 other videos over on NakedSword right now.
Ripe For Harvest
Let’s start off with a classic! In this 1995 film from Falcon Studios, we get to watch an outdoor threesome with Jim Bentley, Alan Reeves, and Brant James where two of the hunks get their holes simultaneously destroyed by some delicious-looking cobs of corn. [Watch]
Food Sex
If some simple corn isn’t satisfying all of your food porn kinks, then you should probably watch this vintage gay film. While we do get to watch someone get shucked and fucked with an ear of corn in scene 2, all the other scenes in this film feature men getting down and dirty with random foods like melons, whipped cream, and cucumbers. [Watch]
The Colonary Academy
In this extremely kinky kitchen porn, we get to see cutie Josh Mikael fill up chef Dominic Pacifico and fuck his gaping hole with an extra-wide corn cob during a wildly perverted cooking demonstration. [Watch]
Jim Bentley was one of my favorite boys of all-time… He was simply gorgeous at his prime.