It’s been a while since we’ve done a contest. And it’s about time.
With NakedSword Original Production The Pack set to come out tomorrow (I wrote a little more about that here, and I’ll give you a peek at Scene 1 tomorrow), I thought we should have a little New Yorker-style (or Dlisted-style) captioning contest.
Below are two photos. One is a behind-the-scenes shot of Boomer Banks with an unidentified drag queen. The other is Dirk Caber from a bonus scene about which I will reveal the details later.
Caption them in the comments as Photo 1 or Photo 2, or provide captions for both. (Make sure you’re commenting with a valid email address. Limit 2 entries per email.) On Thursday at 4 p.m. PT I’ll crown a winner, who will win a 1-year membership to NakedSword.com, giving them a full year’s worth of varied jerkoff material running the gamut from innocent Boy Crush twinks yanking each others’ wangs to the filthy backroom felch pigs of Treasure Island Media, and everything in between.
Good luck! And please make it funny.
UPDATE: The winner, with a caption for Photo 1, is commenter Julian Durlacher. See his caption now, below the photo.
PHOTO 1:
PHOTO 2:
Lame
Photo1: Now you’re gonna now what a real man is, sorry excuse for a woman.
Photo2: Hot Canibal Dirk, I give you permission to delight with my fresh meat!
Photo 1 you here for the Downton audition too?
CRAAAAP!!!!
Really thought I was going to win.
Hope you enjoy.
Congratulations!
Congrats
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Photo #1: “Hurry up Boomer, I wanna shove your cock in my ass pussy. Here, I’ll turn round”
Photo #2: “My face when this spear goes up my ass”
P1: “Queen of the DAYUMMMned”
P2: “Winter ain’t coming… #packlife”
Photo 1: Kim K and Kanye ain’t got nothing on this wedding day!
Photo 2: Rabid Gay Monkeys need luvin’ too.
Photo 1:
“Hey bro, do you think Grandma will like this photo of us?”
“Yeah sis, I think so.”
Photo 2:
“WIZARD OF OZ COSPLAY, MUTHAFUCKAS!!! Where the fuck are my wings?!”
Photo 1 Connect the dots – then shower.
Photo 2 Fuck your flying monkeys…here I cum for you!
Photo 2 “I’m looking for the Mother of Dragons! Ray Dragon!”
Photo 1: Colossal Cock Queens 2: He never saw it cumming.
Photo 2: Lion King 3:Rafiki’s Pride.
Photo 1
“Lip licken good” and “Damn bitch sucked me dry”
Photo 2
“We fight for our cocks, attack!”
Photo 1…
Miley has no clue what is waiting behind the scenes of her next concert.
Photo 1: Poison Ivy and her Main Vein Bane!
Photo 2: Asante sana Sucks Bananas!
Photo 2: I called the Witch Doctor he asked me what to do, saying “Oooh eeee oooh aaah aaah, ting tang, wanna wanna gang bang?”
photo 1: This is the Planet Of The Apes casting, right?
Photo 2: I missed out on 300, so I’m doing the porn parody; 300 loads
Photo 1: Foreskin. So tangy!
Photo 2: “Just for Men” Jungle Edition
Photo 2:
“Those people at Game of Thrones are really trying to pander to Gays with this new character they’ve got……”
“Boom, boom, boom, get yourself in my room, Boomer!!!!”
“Honey, I think we’re at the wrong Fire Island”
Photo 1: Drag Ariel and Three-legged Male Ursula
Photo 2: Rafiki is Horny
1. “Yes, even with all this shitty make up, my cock still won’t get hard”.
2. “Where the fuck is the person that put me in this costume…I want to spear them”.
lmao @ #1
Photo 1: Drag Ariel and Three-legged Male Ursula
Photo 2: Rafiki’s Horny Expression
Photo 1: Come and play with us!!!!
Photo 2: Now it’s my time to have FUN!!!!
Photo 1: Hmmm…backstage, mouths open, tongues out? I’m guessing, Night Of A Thousand Sister Romas.
Photo 2: When did Shirley Q. Liquor get P90x?
Picture 2:
Camer-ROOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
“Colored Warriors”- not only bcoz they are from different races but also gay people means people of colors like rainbow.
“You should NEVER have Boomer’s cock out of focus!”
Photo1: Gosh! Disney’s remake of Aladdin sure is gonna to be different!
Photo2: “OOGA BOOGA! And welcome to The Rainforest Cafe! Table for two?”
Photo #1
Lipsmackingly good beef jerky brought to you by NakedSword
Photo #2 Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga Chaka
I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me