Caption These Photos and Win a One-Year Membership to NakedSword! [Winner Announced]

It’s been a while since we’ve done a contest. And it’s about time.

With NakedSword Original Production The Pack set to come out tomorrow (I wrote a little more about that here, and I’ll give you a peek at Scene 1 tomorrow), I thought we should have a little New Yorker-style (or Dlisted-style) captioning contest.

Below are two photos. One is a behind-the-scenes shot of Boomer Banks with an unidentified drag queen. The other is Dirk Caber from a bonus scene about which I will reveal the details later.

Caption them in the comments as Photo 1 or Photo 2, or provide captions for both. (Make sure you’re commenting with a valid email address. Limit 2 entries per email.) On Thursday at 4 p.m. PT I’ll crown a winner, who will win a 1-year membership to NakedSword.com, giving them a full year’s worth of varied jerkoff material running the gamut from innocent Boy Crush twinks yanking each others’ wangs to the filthy backroom felch pigs of Treasure Island Media, and everything in between.

Good luck! And please make it funny.

UPDATE: The winner, with a caption for Photo 1, is commenter Julian Durlacher. See his caption now, below the photo.

PHOTO 1:

"You here for the Downton audition too?" - Julian
“You here for the Downton audition too?” – Julian

 

 

 

PHOTO 2:

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33 thoughts on “Caption These Photos and Win a One-Year Membership to NakedSword! [Winner Announced]”

  1. Photo1: Now you’re gonna now what a real man is, sorry excuse for a woman.
    Photo2: Hot Canibal Dirk, I give you permission to delight with my fresh meat!

  2. Photo #1: “Hurry up Boomer, I wanna shove your cock in my ass pussy. Here, I’ll turn round”

    Photo #2: “My face when this spear goes up my ass”

  3. Photo 1: Kim K and Kanye ain’t got nothing on this wedding day!

    Photo 2: Rabid Gay Monkeys need luvin’ too.

  4. Photo 1:
    “Hey bro, do you think Grandma will like this photo of us?”
    “Yeah sis, I think so.”

    Photo 2:
    “WIZARD OF OZ COSPLAY, MUTHAFUCKAS!!! Where the fuck are my wings?!”

  5. Photo 1
    “Lip licken good” and “Damn bitch sucked me dry”

    Photo 2
    “We fight for our cocks, attack!”

  6. Photo 2: I called the Witch Doctor he asked me what to do, saying “Oooh eeee oooh aaah aaah, ting tang, wanna wanna gang bang?”

  7. foreign shores

    photo 1: This is the Planet Of The Apes casting, right?
    Photo 2: I missed out on 300, so I’m doing the porn parody; 300 loads

  8. Photo 2:

    “Those people at Game of Thrones are really trying to pander to Gays with this new character they’ve got……”

  9. 1. “Yes, even with all this shitty make up, my cock still won’t get hard”.

    2. “Where the fuck is the person that put me in this costume…I want to spear them”.

  10. Photo 1: Hmmm…backstage, mouths open, tongues out? I’m guessing, Night Of A Thousand Sister Romas.

    Photo 2: When did Shirley Q. Liquor get P90x?

  11. Photo1: Gosh! Disney’s remake of Aladdin sure is gonna to be different!
    Photo2: “OOGA BOOGA! And welcome to The Rainforest Cafe! Table for two?”

  12. Photo #1
    Lipsmackingly good beef jerky brought to you by NakedSword

    Photo #2 Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
    Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
    Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
    Ooga Chaka
    I’m hooked on a feeling
    I’m high on believing
    That you’re in love with me

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