“Please don’t die, Dylan! I haven’t even told you about my Amazon Wish List yet!”
(BTS image via Wilde Road. I know you can do better than me. Please post a caption in the comments.)
“Please don’t die, Dylan! I haven’t even told you about my Amazon Wish List yet!”
(BTS image via Wilde Road. I know you can do better than me. Please post a caption in the comments.)
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
“Oh my God, Chris Rockaway’s back problems are contagious. Someone HELP !!”
I told you, this is not my best side!!
“OFFS will someone please just bring him a goddamned diet coke with a goddamned bendy straw! Jesus what a drama queen!”
SERIOUSLY dude? Gay sex can NOT cause lethal allergic reactions …NEVER! Just do the D**MNED SCENE!
“Dylan, you can’t die on me! I haven’t cum yet, and I’m NOT in to necrophilia!”
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“How many bullets are left Chino? Enough for YOU? Or YOU? All of you!! You ALL killed him!”
(Featuring special guest appearance by David Forest as “Anita”)
This is the reason the term “porn actor” is questionable.
Aaaaaaaand he’s released his bowels…
Oh shit! I knew GHB on the rocks was a bad idea!
I told you I would KILL to do a scene with Anthony Romero, but this isn’t ANTHONY!!!!
Here Brent this is how you fake your surprise when you hear that someone is murdered
Someone come shove a cock in my mouth! Here, I’ll hold it open! Please!!!! To honor Dylan’s memory!!!!
DYLAN!!!! You’re laying on my fucking foot! OOWWWWWW!!!!!
“Mouth to mouth ain’t workin’! Wonder if cock to ass will do this trick?”
this is KATE AND LEO ALL OVER AGAIN
My heart is broken and my boxers are….TO BE CONTINUED