“Dean & Casper: Bareback” The Voyage Of The Bland

For only the second time this year, Dean “I’m a Slut!” is back. This is Casper’s “first time with a guy.” The video, interview included, is just 23 minutes. The good news about this scene has now been exhausted.

Porn really is like sausage. It’s best to go right to the end product and now see how it’s made. The interviews are too often a window into the latter. Especially today.

“We both really in shape. And we’re both good looking people. So that’s why I’m not opposed to it,” is how Casper describes his anticipation for the scene. Lack of opposition. Now that’s an endorsement.

Congratulations, Sean Cody. You found a playmate for Casper who doesn’t make him want to throw up in his mouth. It’s too late for the rest of us. To be fair, Casper is a new guy. He kissed, licked cock, and maintained an erection. Then again, so could a Viagra bottle with a suction cup on the bottom. And Dean, our collective apologies.

 
After 26 scenes, the bloom is not off Dean’s rose. Or his rosebud. This dark ginger remains one of Sean Cody’s best. And his skill as a bottom is the one thing wet dreams are made of. It was Dean’s ass and prowess that elicited a hard dick out of Shaw for his only successful stint on the top. After his solo, I described Casper as spicy as a mayo sandwich on white bread. Based on the votes and comments here and in the blogosphere, no one wanted to see him again. Unfortunately, Sean Cody never got the message.

 
Yack yack and cut to a reminder that Dean is also quite the deep throater. I will also give you a friendly reminder to hit your mute button. The exaggerated moaning and quasi-orgasmic gasps that follow are especially annoying when contrasted to the lethargic monotone of the interview. Cut to doggie and Casper goes in. The undercarriage shots are good, not the profiles. But we can also see Dean-o has a hard ween-o. At least he’s having a good time.

 
Onto missionary. Dean is still rock and that’s the only dick we see for a couple minutes. But when the camera comes in from above, we got ourselves a ball game. Or at least, an inning with good pole in hole footage. It has the desired effect and Dean pumps out a hot and heavy nut while being pummeled. Immediately after, Casper adds a very credible nut himself. They are both captured very well. Some surprisingly passionate kissing makes up the halftime show.

 
Round two begins with a 69. It also continues an earlier technical problem with the occasional fuzzy focus and the fact the crew has not learned completely how to shoot with sunlight blasting through the windows. This makes for intermittent darkness. But, this is all about Dean. He takes Casper for a joy ride and brings the rest of us with him. This is one of best sequences of the day.

 
We move to side scissors and the clouds of darkness roll in again, even though mechanically, Dean and Casper are both delivering. And the pounding makes Dean deliver another shooter. And though Dean is shriveled and dry by the time Casper spills his load, spill he does and the camera is right there. He loads Dean home and their lips find meet. I just wish it appeared that were having throughout the scene as it does in each other’s post-coital company.

It’s great to see Dean doing what he does so well. As for Casper, frankly, he’s more like a model from Active Duty who won the bottom lottery and sent to Sean Cody for the day. And may he return from whence he came and keep Porter and Howard with him. Permanently.

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