The 49-year-old avid masturb8r tried to evade capture by running from the scene and
tossing the stolen goods in the trash, but he was later apprehended by
authorities. Further inspection of the monk’s quarters revealed a stash of 230 discs, presumably all of which were stolen. We hope the poor guy doesn’t get shunned from the order for this slight. From what we gather, a lot of monks are gay anyway, so this can’t be the first major porn collection found in the hallowed halls of monkdom.
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