There’s never enough male flesh on the big screen but 2018 was better than most. So now that the year is almost over, which flicks showed the most dick?
All too often, male nudity, especially the full frontal variety, is of the blink and you missed it variety.
But once in a great while, we great lucky and some of Hollywood’s finest man meat lingers on the screen just long enough to see, but seemingly never long enough to get off to.
That’s where our friends at Mr. Man come in. In fact, this final look back is their favorite yearly tradition
Counting down the #CelebrityCock in Top 10 Naked Scenes from TV and movies.
10. Chris Pine in Outlaw King
The most anticipated nude scene of 2018 comes from Chris Pine in Outlaw King. He made international headlines with rumors about his head popping out of the water as he bathes naked in a lake. Chris’ Pine-is was worth the wait!
9. John Krasinski in Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan
The Office’s Jim got a promotion on Mr. Man when he played action hero Jack Ryan and gave us a glance at that ass in the shower. We’ll take another order of those steamed buns, please!
8. Y’lan Noel in Insecure
Y’lan has no reason to feel Insecure because his ass is a mASSterpiece in Insecure. This season featured a gorgeous aerial shot that gave us a bird’s eye view of his beautiful butt that made our pecker hard.
7. Adam DeVine in Game Over, Man!
We say Game On to Adam DeVine’s fantastic nude scene in the Netflix comedy Game Over, Man! He does a bit of autoerotic asphyxiation when he is pantsless in a closet, holding his plump dick. We get a more divine treat when DeVine is thrown across the room with his legs in the air, showing us his taint! Taint nothin’ wrong with that.
6. Gbenga Akinnagbe in The Deuce
Gbenga Akinnagbe goes big when he poses with his enormous penis for a very impressed photographer in The Deuce. You know what they say: go big or go home with us, please!
5. Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek in Papillon
We were very hopeful that prison movie Papillon would feature nudity and, boy, did it deliver. Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek both show off their butts when they shower together in this scene that felt like it was ripped from our fantasies.
4. Frantz Chini Etienne and Luis Lugo in Desire
Sex is the name of the game in the Argentinian film Desire which featured a very muscular Frantz Chini Etienne’s uncut cock before getting a blowjob. Luis Lugo is shirtless in the same room as he also receives head, inspiring us to join in on the foursome with a little bit of self-pleasure as we watch.
3. Darren Criss in American Crime Story
The incredibly handsome Darren Criss christened the screen with his buttcheeks when he went nude in this long, sexy scene from American Crime Story. He took off his clothes and dove into his pool, giving the camera a lingering look at his ass in the sunlight.
2. Alec Secareanu and Josh O’Connor in God’s Own Country
You ever want to just hang out with a hot guy in a barn without pants on? Duh! Who hasn’t? This scene in God’s Own Country delivers on that want by featuring English hunks Alec Secareanu and Josh O’Connor chatting with their dicks out as they are surrounded by hay. After watching this, we’d love to give these two a real roll in the hay!
1. Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer in Call Me By Your Name
Finally, this year’s most talked about nude scene is definitely from Call Me By Your Name which brought a brand new meaning to Peaches-n-Cream. Timothee filled a juicy peach with his own juices before Armie Hammer came into the room and started teasing him. These two A-list hunks were all over each other in the movie, making us call their names in our wet dreams!