This reverses a decision last summer by the Bureau (under pressure from the Bushies) not to recognize legally recognized gay marriages. This “change” actually requires no new checkboxes on census forms, as gay marrieds will simply have to check off “husband,” “wife” or “unmarried partner” like everyone else. The Census Bureau will just refrain from ignoring it when gays do this now, as thousands already did in 2000.
One issue is that some same-sex couples in civil unions or domestic partnerships already identified themselves as husbands or wives, both in the 2000 census and in the annual American Community Survey that the bureau produces each year. So the bureau needs to figure out a way either to separate those couples from legally married couples in the next census, or to create a new designation to capture both groups.
No word on how the Bureau intends to count unmarried gay singles, who may as well be straight in the coming census count. Apparently the government people-counters only care if you’re in a committed, monogamous, stifling and ennervating relationship and not if you simply like to suck dick for sport.
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