The delightful Tim Murphy went to Central Park and tried to fit in with his new friends. He failed — but at least we learned some new words in the process. “Meerkat?” “Raccoon?” “Groomer?” We won’t touch the first one; we’ll guess that the second one refers to that asshole who wears sunglasses inside the club; and the third one we now know has to do with pint-sized groupies of their larger bear idols.
But this video shows that there is one term that bears depend on way too much, and it’s “masculinity.” Please. You do not have to be overweight to be a man. Also, we know you were beaten up in middle school.
Anyhow, enjoy the video, especially the part where Tim the host plays tug of war with his tote bag draped over his shoulder.
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