Do you love Chick-fil-A, but hate eating there because their chicken contains strains of untreatable chlamydia? Well, you’re in luck! Don’t fucking eat there anymore.
Also, if you’re looking for an alternative to Chick-fil-A’s spicy chicken sandwiches, drink a glass of water. Or, go to Carl’s Jr., Burger King, McDonalds, Arby’s, or KFC. They all have chicken.
That being said, Chick-fil-A has been getting a little bit of bad press lately for making some anti-gay remarks, so they’ve decided to launch a new gay-friendly marketing campaign featuring gay porn stars. “We don’t support gay marriage,” Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy told me, “but we do support gay sex. And cum. Loads of gay cum!”
Here is an exclusive preview of Chick-fil-A’s new marketing campaign:
What do you think? Is Chick-fil-A doing the right thing by appealing to gay customers, or is this “too little, too late”?