Actually, he’s mostly just sniffling and sitting around his bathroom in his American Apparel underpants saying a bunch of melodramatic and asinine shit about us “as a nation.” Good thing we forgot about him in late 2007.
Watch it if you’re beyond bored, unemployed, or a glutton for internet punishment. We apologize in advance.
Chris Crocker’s Mom Will Cut, or Maybe Shoot You
Francois Sagat is Foaming at the Mouth Over Britney
Surf Boys + Madonna = Gratuitous Gay YouTubery
Little Fella Does Shower Dance to Britney’s Latest Terrible Hit
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.