Chris Crocker/C1R Porn Contract Includes Moratorium On Tumblr Cock Shots, Personal Trainer Fees, More…

Get used to seeing the same old pictures of internet gaylebrity turned gay porn actor (same thing?) Chris Crocker and his surprisingly big white dick until at least November, as part of his recently announced contract with director Chi Chi LaRue’s C1R studio stipulates that he stop posting his nudez on Twitter, Tumblr, and all other social networks. :-(

That’s just one of several details of the contract, anonymously leaked to The Sword. In an email written to The Sword, the source reveals how much Crocker is being paid and what the studio is doing to ensure that the project is a success. The source also says that he/she is “friends with both Chris and Chi Chi.” Some friend?!

If this is the kind of thing you care about–alleged terms of an agreement for a gay porn that hasn’t even been shot yet–keep reading. If you’d rather stare at dicks all day, click here.

My source reveals:

–Both Crocker and C1R agreed that C1R would pay for personal trainer sessions leading up to Crocker’s movie in November. There’s concern (noted repeatedly here in the comments) that “currently, not even Photoshop could help a Crocker box cover, as he’s thin enough right now to make some twinks looks like body builders.” Four months of working out should solve that problem.

–The movie won’t just be one or even two scenes with Crocker, but instead will have five scenes, all of which will include the emotional Britney Spears fan having anal sex for the first time on camera. He’ll top in two, bottom in two, and one, my source says, “will be a giant, hairless, twink orgy.” Gross. Scene partners have not been finalized or even approached, but I’m told that “Brent Everett was never interested nor asked” to be involved in the project.

–As mentioned above, Crocker is no longer allowed to publish nude photos of himself publicly, which is the one part of this whole mess that I can actually believe. For one, Crocker tweeted last week that he wouldn’t be sending out nudes anymore, and two, this would be a sensible thing for C1R to demand of him. Why buy the cow when you can download the milk for free?

–Finally, the source (who I’m pretty much convinced is either lying, smoking crack, or is the incarnation of Chris Crocker’s fantasy world, in the form of an email) says that Crocker would be paid “$100,000 upon completion of the five scenes” and has “agreed to partake in a full PR-blitz, including live appearances nationwide, the celebrity infotainment circuit, TMZ, radio and print, hosting clubs in Vegas, guest hosting on the cable news channel talk shows, and more.”

Uh, yeah, well, the only part of that I believe is the “and more,” which presumably means “doing some blog interviews.”

Which I would gladly conduct! Call me when you’ve wrapped, Chris.

 

 

 

24 thoughts on “Chris Crocker/C1R Porn Contract Includes Moratorium On Tumblr Cock Shots, Personal Trainer Fees, More…”

  1. As long as Chi Chi puts a gag in Chris’s mouth,(I don’t want to hear him talk or squeal like a little girl)I might be willing to watch. This is one person that I was sure was going to have a sex change. I can’t believe he did a total 180 and is now butching it up to appear in gay porn. Something in me wants him to back out of it though. Most of the gay male “celebrities” have turned to porn. It’s just another thing for the homophobic straight folk to rub in our faces.

    1. I don’t know about a gag in his mouth, but I’m betting Chi Chi would love to stick a needle in his arm!

  2. Just reading this, kinda made me sick to my stomach. Much as I’d love to hate Chris, I can’t. Instead, I feel sorry for him. First this radical change of appearance, and now he’s decided to do gay porn. I feel sorry for him, because unfortunately, he doesn’t know any better. Like so many other guys in the industry, he’s obsessed with fame, fortune and materialism, and quite frankly, it’s rather sick to watch. I love porn just as much as the next guy, but I really wish these guys would start doing something better with their lives, start using their brains to make it in life, not their bodies. The fact that Chris, and many guys like him, are willing to sell their dignity and self-respect down the toilet for money and fame, speaks volumes about the kind of sad people they have really become.

    I’ve come to a realization that this industry is nothing but pure evil. The porn industry does nothing but seek out severely damaged people they can exploit and make money off of. That’s the unfortunate truth. I have no respect for Chi Chi LaRue, trying to subject us to all this foolishness. I don’t know what Chris Crocker’s motives are behind these sudden life changes he’s made, but I hope for his sake, these choices don’t come back to haunt him. There isn’t enough money or power in the world to make me sell myself out. These people can do as they please, and I have no authority over them, but I have enough common sense to realize that what they do, reflects badly on the rest of us……and we won’t get anywhere good in life, until we quit all this foolishness and start growing up.

      1. Honestly, I feel like even though I don’t personally know this guy, I have no respect for him or what he gets himself into. I don’t have any respect for Chi Chi LaRue either. After all, he’s just as sad as Crocker is.

  3. You just know that 12 months down the line it’ll be a failed venture and he’ll (or is it she’ll?) be taking loads in a seedy hotel room from Daddy types for Treasure Island.
    Or is that wishful thinking?

    Either way, I’m past bored with this already and the bitch hasn’t even gained the required 100lbs of muscle he (or is that she?) needs for his (or is that her?) $100,000 movie premiere extravaganza.

  4. I the four years I have been sucking dick for a living I have not seen so much hype over somebody entering porn. Yes I would like to watch him fuck, but I fail to understand what all the hype is about. It’s not like a reality TV star is doing porn now.

  5. I agree that this is mainly a novelty act ChiChi is counting on to make some profit. ChiChi also introduced Steven Daigle to gay porn. Personally I’ll wait for Michael Lucas to have his hands on Crocker where there’ll be cumswallowing and piss involved for sure.

  6. “Guest hosting on the cable news shows” did get a chuckle from me. Well, MSNBC IS trying out Al Sharpton, believe it or nut.

  7. It’s only a matter of time until his next move will be his own dating/”reality” freak show on VH1/Logo titled “Crocker Of Love.”

  8. “Why buy the cow when you can download the milk for free?” I lol’d at that one!

    I’m glad that Brent will probably not be in this video. Or at least it doesn’t sound like he’ll be bottoming for him. And Cody Cummings should take a baseball bat up the ass.

  9. 100,000 Grand? The only way it would make money with a budget like that is if he was sodomizing Cody Cummings with a baseball bat, while being fucked by bareback by T-Girl Mia Isabella, as Samuel Colt, Spencer Reed, and Ricky Sinz pissed on them from a balcony, before the fuck each other in a 3-way.

    Everybody would want to see it just for the WTF factor.

  10. Trying to recapture the page views magic, aren’t we? Is Chris Crocker going to be to porn blogs what Sarah Palin is to cable news?

    I am already bored with this.

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