Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker To Shoot A Porn

Chris Crocker says he’s “doing a full-length porno this summer” and the “[d]eal is in place.” Get excited?

I won’t believe it until I actually see the movie, but all signs point to this being true, which makes me uncomfortable. First, there have been the tweets between Crocker and Chi Chi LaRue, including one where Crocker proclaimed that he was “ready to exhibit what [he] was meant to exhibit,” to which LaRue responded, “OK, I’m your girl!!!!” Oh, boy. Then, there have been, of course, the Chris Crocker cock shots that he’s been posting to his Tumblr.

Again, I’m uncomfortable.

That’s a good dick and he’s cute, but he needs to put on about 20 pounds. Also, can he not talk or make any noise during this “full-length porno”? That would be ideal.

Good luck on this next phase of your exciting career, Chris Crocker!

 

39 thoughts on “Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker To Shoot A Porn”

  1. Chris Crocker a top? Milk just came out of my nose…and I wasn’t even drinking it. Pull the other one.

  2. You people are out of your minds. All this “top” and “bottom” shit. I’ve been having gay sex for about 17 years now (I’m 32). I’ve done it in France, Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Italy, the UK, the US, Canada, among other places. And I’ve never had any guy tell me “you’re too twinky too fuck me”, nor was I ever told “you’re not twinky enough for me to fuck you”. Enough with this bullshit. If it doesn’t click with a guy, for whatever reason, you just move on to the next one. Till it clicks. And then till it stops clicking. And you repeat the process. You people watch too much porn. You’ve actually come to believing the standards they set are real-life. Oh, and I know some guys who prefer to bottom and they’ve got giant cocks. And vice versa. The world is full of wonders. Turn off the porn, and go out. Go get a piece of what you’re entitled to. It’s your share of the cake. Don’t let anyone else eat it for you.

  3. 1) Why pay for porn when there’s plenty free

    2) Why pay for porn when I can get real sex

    3) Way to go for him for being so sexually libertarian

    4) I’m just jealous becuase I wanted to be the first gay YouTuber to do pron but sadly I’m a chunky guy trapped in a chunky body

    5) At least my most viewed vid video is me making out with a cute guy (instead of all my noble activism vids LOL)

    6) I’m glad to see him go with a pro-condom production instead of with the profiteers of BB glorification.

    7) I’d suck his tasty cock.

  4. Taylor Made SoFl

    I completely disagree with Diesel. If someone wants to do porn let them who are you to tell anyone they can’t. You aren’t a god, so grow up and get over it. The guy is hot, give him a chance.

  5. Good news the pictures on his tumbler confirm that without the sound he is a REALLY beautiful boy.
    Bad news: he CONSTANTLY repeats he ALWAYS tops. Me thinks the need for this effeminate guy to loudly claim he is a top and show off his sexual skill is probably due to some kind of deep emotional issues related to his gender identity and sexuality but regardless a big bummer.

  6. Descent average guy, which is always better than the over done muscles and plastic faces in the ‘old’ porn world. However the voice is a complete boner killer. Maybe he will drop the voice, many fems fake the voice anyway.

  7. for a moment I thought that this guy might have potential to have a decent porn career, until Brent posted saying he hates to bottom. I can’t imagine many guys bottoming for this guy will show genuine or believable chemistry, except for Vince Ferelli so long as Chris throws on a wig and a dress.

  8. Diesel Washington just won’t shut the fuck up, will he? He loves the sound of his own voice. You sound like a bitter old queen that is past his prime. Newsflash darlin’: everyone has a different type. Chris Crocker is in NO WAY my type, but I can easily see him doing porn. I wouldn’t watch it, because I really only like bears. I’m a twink, by the way.

    I wouldn’t watch your porn because of how self-righteous you are. Shut up.

  9. He looks cute, the dick is nice but even with that butch goatee he screams pig bottom. But I would check the video out to see if I am correct on that at the least.

  10. Move out the way hatin’, extra demanding ass bitches, ’cause I think he’s hot judging from those pics. I don’t think he needs to put on more weight to appease you. Who the hell are you? Post your pic so I can give my suggestions on what you need to do to appease me. See how stupid that sounds? It doesn’t feel so good now, huh?

    Now on a sour note, I feel bad for Chris. I guess that “Leave Britney Alone” video didn’t attract the fame and money he needed. The MTV reality show deal fell through and youtubers moved on the Shane Dawson ( who is making bank on Youtube). Poor thing is now doing porno. What a stretch.

  11. he has always been porn material, and I’m sure his present body will find admirers without particular changes.

    Chris Crocker or not, I am happy to see that gay porn in the last years is encompassing more body and character types than the boring omnipresent muscle-ken-doll.

  12. Okay, back in the day when people used Livejournal, Chris Crocker would post nudes of himself on every community devoted to anything even close to the topic. He wasn’t ever my type, but I appreciated the references he was drawing from in his more creative pictures (which were not all that creative, but he was 18 and I am kind-hearted.)

    He really looks better in this new run of pictures. I’ll give it a shot. I do love a little bit of sugar in the tanks of my performers. I love to see a confident ‘fem’ type guy throwing it in the face of everyone who only wants ‘straight acting’ in porn.

    1. Exactly. I’d much rather watch a confident queen have gay sex than any more “yo I’m straight motherfucker” bullshit.

  13. Wow.. he’s kind of cute now. Can’t believe it.

    Diesel, he has a cute face, good bod, big dick.. jealous much? Maybe you should have a rant on youtube and maybe get some followers?

  14. Wow it took me a minute to realize… I thought the guy on the right was the person mr. crocker was going to hav a scene with. I think he looks great! He obviously wants to do something different and look different. if anyone has seen his videos on you tube the transformation is nothing short of amazing.With respect to Diesel, game changers in the porn industry are the ones who challenge and bring something “Different” : ) And I think he would do very well ..especially if the way he talks, walks ect., matches what he seems to be bringing in the above pics.If I ran a porn company I would hire him in a second then hire someone like you ,Mr. diesel, to pound him silly.I’m sure a lot of people would love to see that : )

  15. Wow he has come along way since the leave britney alone bit, and appearing on Jimmy Kimmel in drag. Nice cock, face and everything.
    Diesel has become the Bill O’Reilly of porn, he has to say something about everything lol.

  16. I saw the tweets myself so I knew this was coming. And judging by those pics I will also be cumming.

    See what I did there? I’m so clever.

    I think he’s extremely fuckable. And this is also why I’m not one of those fem-phobic gays who vomits at the sign of a little swish – precisely because there are hotties like this inside every one of them.

    Oops, I did it again.

  17. You know, I always thought of Chris as being super femmy, and friends of mine claimed they heard he was on the verge of transitioning. Then I started to follow him on Twitter when I saw mutual friends chatting with him, and was surprised when he suddenly got really cute. When I saw him posting some shirtless pics, I almost sent him a message teasing him about needing to see his dick next. I’m glad he did!

    I’d probably watch it.

    1. I have to say I’m not against this. I thought of Kirk Cummings immediately as well, and that turned out okay…more than okay actually. If he wants to do it, more power to him. He’s definitely good looking IMO and we KNOW he isn’t shy! I’ll watch.

      On a side note, does anyone else find it ironic that Diesel Washington is lecturing people about first impressions?

  18. Really??

    Okay….now We add Chris Crocker into the mix??? He may have cut the hair, grow out some facial hair, butched it up a bit…

    But I will always remember him as the Fem that screamed “Leave Britney Alone”..First impressions are everything!! But in this day and age of Reality stars/X tube stars/Youtube stars turning to gay porn there is no room for people who actually like having sex on camera anymore. I do have to say this, he has somethings in his favor:

    Openly Gay(that is a good thing)
    He already has a fan base
    The way porn is nowadays u dont need a body/dick/ass or even a cute face anymore!!

    Good luck Chris Crocker!!

    1. Didn’t you have a scene with Kirk Cummings? Kirk Cummings who was also a minor reality TV celebrity that became famous as a MAJOR fem then cut his hair butched up a bit and had a fair career in porn?

      And the “dont need a body/dick/ass” rant is a bit silly. He has a cute face (maybe not your type but he does), his dick is pretty and more than respectable size-wise if not the biggest I have ever seen, I can’t foresee him with erection troubles (follow my line of sight) and we have not seen his ass yet. So what’s the criticism here?

      I don’t like the weird nexus of fame/porn/attention-seeking of Los Angeles young gays but there is no particular reason to be upset about this.

      PS: I can’t believe I am actually defending the thought of Chris Crocker in porn. Urgh.

      1. You can say whatever you want,

        I have been doing porn since 2005, and things have way changed!! Before You had to have the porn body(Jock to Muscles)a big dick, and bubble ass, and a hot face. Nowadays every kid off the street who wants to do porn can. The real reason why you dont have problems with this is because you were being force fed by Studios/Sites into thinking what is hot or not. I’m not saying the kid is ugly at all…

        But to Me he is not porn shape, shoot me now if you must that is my opinion. I came from the days when porn stars looked like porn stars not every Average Joe that is walking down the street. I think since 2009 porn has been going down hill and fast. I remember when the word BRAND meant something.

        Falcon was known for All American types with great bodies and hot faces, top of the line.

        Titan was known for Manly Men, Hairy/beefy guys with a nasty streak in them

        Hot House was known for all american types with hot bodies with a dirty streak

        Colt was known for Muscle Men, bodybuilders and guys that were larger than life

        Each company had a “Certain Look” that was their brand, nowadays there is no brand anymore. A model could film for Titan and next week film for Falcon, week after that can film Ungloryhole or an OutinPublic scene. Enough ranting…

        Besides you just dont like Me, and have the need to disagree with Me for whatever reason. Its cool most people do that to me anyway…

        1. Chris Crocker is filming for ChiChi’s studio who has a long history of casting “typical semi-twink semi-hunk” California boys. He’ll fit right in with that studio.

        2. Well, Diesel, I fully agree with you–the studios obliterated their signature brands…the only one that still remotely hangs on is Raging Stallion, and that is starting to fade. The internet in general, and the internet studios such as Randy Blue and Jake Cruise specifically, have destroyed the concept of the signature look. With porn performers doing the “lesbian square dance” when to comes to studios, the models are slowly taking on the stereotype of just being money-hungry mindless sex droids.

        3. Falcon, Titan, Hot House, Colt… your description of those brands all sound exactly the same. I’m glad that Chris Crocker is doing this. It’s comments like yours and the OP’s, with this full-on negation of even the slightest deviation from the typical, hypermacho, westernized masculinity, that I hate the most about the gay community.

          The idea that a man should put on 20 pounds in order to be more attractive is completely insulting. And it’s exactly that narrow-mindedness that is draining the viewership of these brands you are oh so nostalgic for, Mr. Washington. Which, by the way, sounds ridiculous in itself; to be nostalgic for the good ol’ days of porn. It would be like a fashion person missing the days when only white women walked the runway. It’s pathetic. And while I will willingly admit that I go for bears and muscle daddies, I have to say, Chris has a nice dick, and I’d probably be turned on watching him perform.

    2. Goddamn, you sound like a bitter queen. Who complains that the face of porn is changing to be more fluid in tastes? Some people (non haters) would consider that a good thing.

    3. gotta say for years I was wishing Crocker would just leave us alone…but his new look has me thinking other wise. But have to agree with Brent…if he’s still doing his wig and dressed up crap…any porn he does will be pretty much not that interesting. His claim to be a top..means nothing if he’s acting like a girlyman…I for one aint into seeing some annoying throw back to his “youtube”days. Chris looks like he reinvented himself..and that and only that is interesting. Any throw back to his past will completely derail his future in porn and on the net…just saying, Mike

  19. Well, he is REALLY cute *now*. And he only needs to gain 20 pounds if you are not into twinks. Which you are not but that’s not a knock against him, just a knock against you jerking off to him.
    As for ChiChi directing, the upside is he will probably be paired with someone great. The downside is she may try to do something funky with it which will in turn make the scene worthless (remember how absolutely dreadful that first movie with Daigle was … couldn’t see squat!).
    I do hate that minor gay celebrities end up doing porn (this is definitely in the Kirk Cummings ballpark for many reasons) but I’ll definitely watch it. He is actually GAY and he does not have any TATTOOS (or so I gather). At this point of desperation with current porn casting practices, that is enough for me to be mildly interested.

    1. I think he’s done an excellent job transitioning his image. The trouble is, he refuses to maintain a constant streak. He’s cut out the hair extentions but he’ll still throw on a wig here and there and wear dresses. Yes, he still has that UBER femmy voice – on this end, that’s his biggest detractor. If this works, and sticks, it shows times have changed. It means guys, boys, people don’t have to be always, completely and utterly distinguishable in their sex and identity and still be found attractive. I think that’s a great milestone to overcome. The bitchy old queens/blog trolls can protest all they want but they won’t be here in 10-20 years buying porn, now will they?

      But be prepared: in my conversations Chris has made it clear to me he’s a top and he does NOT like to be fucked. That MAY be an obstacle . . .

      PS>> He kinda looks like Seth Lyons with the scruff and hair. And I think he’s got a great dick.

          1. Yeah, I wanna see him bottom (as I slowly and nonchalantly inch into the “pass” line)

      1. Bitchy queens and trolls? Those seem to be accurate tags for yourself. Criticizing him, saying his “femmy voice” is an “obstacle.” You’re gay, quit acting like a bigoted homophobe.

      2. Brent your the hottest guy ever and I’m sure you know the business side of things more than any of us, but there are plenty of guys out there who love a a super flamey total top though.

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