Chris Meloni, Hot Sauce Poppers, & More Hilariously Horny TikToks

Happy Monday to all your Sword readers out there! It’s time to start a new week and crank out another Meme Mondays post where we show off our favorite TikToks from the past week. This week’s collection features some unwanted public erections, a photography horror story, and even a shirtless video of everyone’s favorite Oz stud – Christopher Meloni! So take a look below and be sure to let us know your favorite video of the week down in the comments!

I just know someone accidentally used these as poppers:

@the_sexpert #IYKYK #gay #fyp #lgbt #lgbtq #DidYouYawn ♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey

Boner alert:

@officialkepuha♬ original sound – Alex and Jon

Squad goals:

@sharinganivan Don’t be shy, kiss your homies #funny #fyp #gayhumor #gaytiktok #gayfriends #grindr #barbz #nickiminaj ♬ original sound – sharinganivan

Mac & cheese titties:

@beefcaketom♬ original sound – Thomas

An important PSA if someone is out here developing your photos:

@crybabyhunter♬ original sound – hunter

Chris Meloni continues to be the man of our dreams:

@people #ChrisMeloni, has entered the #villa 🥵 #LawAndOrder #SVU #LoveIsland ♬ Hot New Bombshell – Ella

He got us. We were 100% thinking that:

@thesleepyparamedic Replying to @puppybolt ##EMT##EMS##Paramedic##Ambulance##Viral##Rescue##FireFighter##Fire##Police##1Responder##FYP##ForYouPage##Nurse##NursesOfTikTok##Doctor##EmergencyRoom##FlaredBase ♬ original sound – The Sleepy Paramedic 😴

Well…:

@itsbeefwellington ♬ Let It Go (From “Frozen”) – Movie Sounds Unlimited

I’m coming back for you, baby! I’m coming back for you!:

@easymarks i 🫶🏼 my bookmarks #🏳️‍🌈 ♬ The Loneliest Time – Carly Rae Jepsen & Rufus Wainwright

The most horrific sex doll we’ve ever seen:

@gnocchibaby free doll ! #DidYouYawn #nyc ♬ original sound – richardorofino