Chris Porter In A Locker Room; Chris Porter In 3D

It’s that time of year when there’s less news and more skin. Or maybe I’m just lazy and don’t feel like “writing”? Not that you come here for “news” so much as you do naked men, right? Posts with NSFW in the title receive more page views than anything else, and that is fine because who can resist page views? Not me. But I didn’t label this entry NSFW. Did you still click thru?

Here are some semi-NSFW pictures of Chris Porter. His spread in Fiasco Magazine came out a few weeks ago, and I guess these are in 3D? Does the distortion bother you? If you have 3D glasses handy, put them on and see if there’s a difference. Either way, I like these a lot:

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More?

Yes, more.

These are killing me. From the San Francisco Public Nudity blog and photographer Ryan Scott. More shots on Chris Porter’s blog.

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10 thoughts on “Chris Porter In A Locker Room; Chris Porter In 3D”

  1. I’ve usually found that a quick, cheap and crappy pizza delivered from pizza hut to me snaps me out of these embarrassing sexual expressions about some of these guys I have been so publicly and embarrassingly enamored with.

    Not the case here at all. I’ve sucked down six slices already and my next piece will not be from the delivery box. Or necessarily chewed and swallowed.

    OMG how can people continue to get so much hotter than they already are?

  2. Porn’s “It Boy” seems to spend his time posing or twitting. Long gone are the days of ChiChi taking a Joey Stefano or Ryan Yeager and building an entire video around them. Raging Stallion doesn’t even have him in their latest biggie do they. With a “FOUR DVD DISC SET!!!” you’d have think they’d have found a little space for the current “it”.

  3. OMG – and I’m sorry – But Chris Porter has almost become a Sexual – God.

    I haven’t been moved to jerk-off to photo still in years. Those years are now behind me. Just like I’d like Chris Porter to be behind with me….

    Oh dear. What to do with perfection.

  4. Damn you Zach and your constant promo of Chris Porter. I find myself starting to find him more and more delectable, must…resist…oh hell there went my pants!

    1. Allow me to rephrase that :

      If Chris Porter gets ANY hotter, than he already is, if you can imagine that ever happening in this world of time – and it seems to be happening – Samuel Colt in my mind, better learn how to bottom.

      Yes, I know, this is just my mind speaking… But really, Samuel, are you at least not tempted by this hotter than fuck boy becoming a man?

      OMG – these images of Chris Porter are what dreams are made of. If not fantasies.

  5. love love love his spread in fiasco magazine, not a bad picture in the bunch. chris has a unique look that lends itself really well to fashion photography.

    i’d comment on the lockeroom photos, too, but i’m having a hard time stringing together a sentence for those.

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