Chris Porter…Rapper?!

chrisrapperToday in gay porn stars doing things other than gay porn: Chris Porter drops a new rap single under his pseudonym, “Double Dose.”

 

Thank goodness there’s no awful dancing and autotune, but what is Double Dose so mad about?

Sick and tired of these pussies talking mad shit
These fuckers fake…plastic
Better watch your fuckin back
You’re gettin taken down, and not just on this track

Is the song, “Fuck Dis Industry,” a jab at the porn industry itself, the haters on blogs and Twitter, or is it a fun play on words (he does work in an industry where fucking occurs). I could go in the next room and just ask Chris/Double Dose (he works here at NakedSword), but now I’m kind of scared of him??

 

0 thoughts on “Chris Porter…Rapper?!”

  1. I feel so guilty right now. The first reaction after seeing the video was: ooooh, how sweet! Which I am sure is exactly NOT the reaction Chris was aiming for. I am sorry…but it comes from Chris being such an incredible fun and sweet guy, not to mention handsome to the max. I’ll try to do better next time around, and see the mean fucked up rapper.

  2. Who hates on Chris Porter?

    Everybody loves him — I have never seen such an outpouring of praise and approval for a gay porn star on the internet. It seems like people only gush about how great he is.

    Would he really shoot somebody?

  3. While I think adorable isn’t where he was going with that somehow that’s were it ended up. Still better than 99% of the “music” other perforners have assaulted our senses with. I want to know when he and Samuel are getting their own reality show on Bravo. If it was half as entertaining as their Twitter then I’d watch.

    And we know the real reason you won’t go near Chris today. He Tweeted that he had no hot water last night so he’d be stinky at work today.

  4. I love this kid more than my luggage, but I have just a little smidge of secondhand embarrassment. Just a smidge, though. Most of my feeling about this song is in the same place kitten and puppy videos strike me.

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