That friend is still tweeting on behalf of Cliff Jensen, who remains incarcerated in Florida on those parole violations following some other domestic violence charges, and Cliff, or someone pretending to be Cliff, has just sent out a new missive via Men of Porn.
First of all, “Cliff” would appreciate donations to his commissary account via PayPal at email@example.com (though there’s obviously no guarantee these are going directly to him). But he has a few choice things to say about prison life.
Provided that I remain on good behavior (which is hard for me but I am trying), I am almost half way through my prison sentence. Prison is nothing like it is portrayed in porn. It is hard work, long days, no freedom, and grueling conditions. Four days a week I dig ditches in 90+ degrees weather. The showers are not as clean as the ones in Men.com videos. I have been approached by guards in inappropriate ways but they don’t look like Christian Wilde.
Yeah, actually this is sounding faker by the second. But I love that he’d actually be comparing the prison shower to, you know, the set of Prison Shower Parts 1, 2, 3, etc., or The Slammer, which was the prison orgy scene Cliff did a couple years back with Christian Wilde as the guard.
As proof that this is legit, this friend sent a photo of Cliff in his prison clothes. Compare the real and porn versions below.
And so what, he’s saying prison is not actually this hot?