Cliff Jensen smokes pot. A lot.
I want to smoke a bowl and get totally stoned off my ass with Cliff Jensen. I want to be high with Cliff Jensen and to eat Doritos with him and to just laugh about life and chill with him! But ever since The Sword got into a fight with Cliff Jensen’s anti-gay and anti-Semitic ex-girlfriend Sienna Splash, I don’t think he likes me.
I’m sorry, Cliff. Can’t we just put the past behind us? Can’t we share a blunt and just “forgive and forget”?
Will you smoke me out, Cliff Jensen?
I want to do crazy shit and jump off balconies with Cliff Jensen!
Stupid Sienna…wish you wouldn’t have driven a wedge between Cliff and me.
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