Sure, we love busting brackets…but we love busting balls even more! With the NCAA college basketball tournament set to begin tomorrow, we look at the Top 10 head coaches we want to score with. Which baller is your favorite? Vote in our poll!
And for more coach lust, check out our Top 10 Hottest Coaches of the 2021-22 NFL Season! (By the way, damn the selection committee for not inviting bubble teams Oklahoma, Texas A&M and Xavier to the dance, so their hot coaches didn’t make this list…)
10. Eric Henderson, South Dakota State
We would love to snuggle with this Jackrabbit!
9. Todd Golden, San Francisco
Young Todd has swag, and looks good in pink.
8. Shaka Smart, Marquette
We prefer a shaved-headed Shaka, but he’s a winner no matter what!
7. Chris Beard, Texas
I mean, his last name is Beard, so how could we not put daddy on the list?!
6. Nate Oats, Alabama
One of the spiffier dressers on the list, Nate is a dapper daddy.
5. Shaheen Holloway, Saint Peter’s
Yeah, we didn’t know there was a university called Saint Peter’s either…but we wanna pay a visit now!
4. Danny Sprinkle, Montana State
We want Danny to Sprinkle his 6-foot-2 seed all over us.
3. Andy Kennedy, UAB (University of Alabama at Birmingham)
That salt-and-pepper stubble! That smile!
2. Drew Valentine, Loyola Chicago
Hired last year at the age of 29, he is one of the youngest Division I head coaches ever. And one of the cutest, too!
1. Jay Wright, Villanova
Hey there, George Clooney! This man knows how to dress, and has always been handsome as hell.
Which coach is your favorite? Vote on our poll!
For more coach lust, check out our Top 10 Hottest Coaches of the 2021-22 NFL Season, and this hot Falcon pairing between Devin Franco and cum pig Jesse Zeppelin…