With the release of The Batman, the latest installment in the popular Hollywood franchise, we couldn’t help but have wet dreams about some of masked men who have played the Caped Crusader over the years. Who has the hottest codpiece? Check out our Top 10 and vote in our poll!
11. Mitch Vaughn (Batman and Robin: An All-Male XXX Parody, 2012)
Look, Mitch has always been one of my favorite performers and is hot as hell…but this horrid, ill-fitting costume did his amazing body, cock and face no favors in this cheap parody. Still, he gets an honorable mention cause he’s so damn sexy. Watch Mitch and his Robin (aww, look at that cute Dominic Pacifico!) in Batman and Robin: An All-Male XXX Parody!
10. Ryan Bones (Just Dick League: A Gay XXX Parody, 2017)
Beefy Ryan got a few scenes in this Men parody, and has the muscles to do any superhero proud (although maybe had a little too much stubble for Mr. Wayne?). Watch Ryan as Batman at Men.com!
9. Jack Hunter (The Adventures Of Batman And Robin: A ColbyKnox Parody, 2017)
Batman test drives Robin (Christian Bay) to see if he has what it takes. Bonus points for the costumes being body paint…well done! See Jack as Batman at ColbyKnox!
8. Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, 1995)
Arguably my least favorite Batman excursion along with the 1997 movie (despite the fact that they are more true to the spirit of the original TV series, the Schumacher films still make me shudder). But Val was a looker back in the day. See more of shirtless Val at Mr. Man!
7. George Clooney (Batman & Robin, 1997)
The perfect choice for Bruce Wayne, but maybe not the perfect Batman…although I LOVED the introduction of the Bat Nipples! See more of shirtless George at Mr. Man!
6. Adam West (Batman: The Movie, 1966; Batman TV Series, 1966-69)
Umm, I never knew that Adam was a looker back then…for all the jokes he takes about his physique in that Batman costume, shirtless Adam ain’t looking too shabby (and hello, homoerotic episode from the TV series!).
5. Michael Keaton (Batman, 1989; Batman Returns, 1992)
The daddyest of all the Batmans, Michael has a great fuzzy chest and was the actor who revitalized the character. His recent SAG speech made me love him even more. See more of shirtless Michael at Mr. Man!
4. Trenton Ducati (Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody, 2016)
I would have cast him as Superman instead, but Trenton is looking pretty fine giving and taking in that costume (although I gotta be honest…I don’t “see” Batman as a bottom…am I crazy?). See more of Trenton as Batman at Men.com!
3. Ben Affleck (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, 2016; Justice League, 2017; Zack Snyder’s Justice League, 2021)
His Batman was a little too roidy for my tastes, and he’s become kinda douchey, but who am I kidding? I’d let him have his way with me (aww, but look at cute younger shirtless twunk Ben!). See more of shirtless Ben at Mr. Man!
2. Christian Bale (Batman Begins, 2005; The Dark Knight, 2008; The Dark Knight Rises, 2012)
One of the best fits as Bruce and Batman, Christian also has that edge that makes you a little uneasy. See more of shirtless Christian at Mr. Man!
1. Robert Pattinson (The Batman, 2022)
The slightly less scary version of Christian, Robert also fits perfectly into the role…and I loved his new take on the character. At the end of the day, he’s the one I wanna fuck first. See more of shirtless Robert at Mr. Man!
Who’s your favorite Batman? Vote in our poll!
And here’s the Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody trailer from Men.com featuring an orgytastic Batman…
I’d rather take Chris O’Donnell as Robin any day of the week.
You guys realize the Robert Pattinson’s abs are fake… http://www.mtv.co.uk/robert-pattinson/news/rob-pattinsons-abs-fake
Adam West had those sexy bedroom eyes. I haven’t seen Pattinson in the role but West takes my vote.
Adam West is the only Batman.
The rest are posers.
I agree….but I always liked Ducati in any porn.