Cody Cummings Donates $1,000,000 To GOProud

In a move perhaps designed to upstage yesterday’s news that Corbin Fisher CEO Jason Gibson donated $120,000 to gay civil rights group Equality Florida, gay-for-pay porn star Cody Cummings announced today that he has donated $1,000,000 to gay conservative group GOProud.

The $1 million dollar donation from Cody Cummings, star of More Than A Mouthful and Hot Tub Suck & Rub, came as a surprise to GOProud, which endorsed Mitt Romney in 2012, opposed President Obama’s 2011 repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” and does not support gay marriage federally.

GOProud’s Jimmy LaSalvia was nevertheless thrilled to receive $1,000,000 from Cummings, a supporter of small government who recently received oral sex while Lucky Charms cereal was poured over his penis and testicles.

“What can I say but wow, just…wow!” gushed LaSalvia. “Having been Cody Cummings’ #1 fan over the years, I’m truly over the moon that he gave us one million dollars, let alone that he even knows who we are! I loved him in Shadowkiss.”

GOProud co-founder Chris Barron concurred.

“Cody Cummings is a common sense conservative and a GOProud kind of guy, obviously, so it makes sense that he would support an organization like ours,” said Barron. “Whether it’s gay sex acts or government spending, we both know our limits. I want to say thank you to Cody Cummings for the one million dollar donation, and also a big thank you to Next Door Studios president Stephan Sirard for the very generous donation of a free 30-day pass to NextDoorEbony.com.”

For his part, Cody Cummings was tight-lipped on the motivation behind his donation, but he did release a brief statement through his press agent, Paige Montoya.

“I’m proud to support such a worthwhile and well-intentioned organization like GOProud, just as I support anyone with the ability to recognize when lines are being crossed, be it sexually or fiscally,” said Cummings. “My ability to push the envelope while at the same time having clear boundaries as to what I’m not willing to do in my movies like sucking a dick or kissing is not unlike GOProud’s approach to tax reform or repealing Obamacare. This country has gone to shit.”

The gay-for-pay superstar’s political leanings aren’t surprising to many gay porn insiders. Just last week, Cody Cummings was spotted canoodling with Ann Coulter in Sonoma Wine Country.

 

25 thoughts on “Cody Cummings Donates $1,000,000 To GOProud”

  1. This must be a joke or a publicity stunt or both. No matter what, my campaign to bring on the demise of Cody Cummings, GoProud, Jimmy LaSalvia and Chris Barron begins NOW!

  2. yeah, how can the site that couldn’t accept a fact it’s model (Quinn) has a boyfriend donate to a gay rights group? Is that why there are NO gay rights in Florida and gay marriage is banned?

  3. Wish Cody Cummings would fall off the face of “gay” “porn.”
    Fucking self-loathing keep supporting this shithead.

  4. If I’m not mistaken didn’t Cody Cummins win the voters pole on this site to never be mentioned again. Last I checked he had something like 66 percent.

    1. Normally, I would agreed that Cummings should get no publicity whatsoever on this blog or any other.

      But I found this satirical blogpost was quite well done and it made me laugh. So I will side with Zach on this one, poll (or pole) be damned. :)

  5. Considering neither Cody Cummings nor LaSalvia are known for having wicked senses of humor, I assume we can expect one of Zach’s “I receive an email….” posts soon.

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