It may seem a little late to be doing a porn spoof of The Matrix, but nevertheless over at the lately plot-conscious and sci-fi friendly Men of UK, they’ve just unveiled the opening scene of The Gaytrix, in which a confused Colby Jansen wakes up in a warp somewhere, and hot twunk Darius Ferdynand tries to explain where they are, how they got there, and why he needs a deep dicking immediately.
This means that Darius has quite a bit of dialogue up front, and the thick Hungarian accent makes that a little rough. “Ten years ago, a nuclear bombs [sic] devasTATED the planet,” he begins. “SubSEEquently, civilization was pooshed underground.” Then he says something incomprehensible about government systems and computers, and the virtual world called the Gaytrix which now has a virus. He doesn’t, however, explain why the matrix is gay, or why they’re both wearing black t-shirts with weird slits across them like they got attacked by a child with scissors. But it’s the future! Fashion is different!
Luckily, the talking ends, and the fucking soon begins. And as soon as Colby gets a close look at Darius’s smooth pink whole, he declares, for all the Gaytrix to hear, “Oh, fuck, it’s beautiful.” Watch out, awards season!!
Watch it all at Men of UK.