Colby Keller Hasn’t Had Sex In His Personal Life for Six Months, Takes It Out on Pierre Fitch’s Ass

Those of you who think all porn stars are huge whores on- and off-screen may be shocked to learn that one of the biggest in the business, Colby Keller, hasn’t had any extracurricular sexual relations in six months. He says this in the preamble interview in his latest CockyBoys shoot with the increasingly annoying Pierre Fitch.

Though Colby has some of the hottest on-screen sex of anyone (see Exhibits A, B, C, D, E, and F from the last six months if you don’t believe me.) But this is what he does, partly, for a living, and he’s been otherwise having a dry season. With those abs. And that face. And that cock.

Like, he may not be trying, or he may be avoiding all hooking up entirely because guys immediately fall hopelessly in love with his cock and won’t stop texting and he’s had to change his number dozens of times or something. Or maybe he’s really after true love or whatever but don’t you feel like guys like him are never single for long? Like all they need to do is walk out of their house and someone comes up to them and is like, “Hi you are incredible and I went to Harvard Medical School and have a perfect gym body and play the piano and speak six languages and can fuck all day long and I think we should be married.” And Colby would be like, “Sure. But have you read enough Nabokov and do you eat meat and when was the last time you properly douched your hole?”

As you may know, Colby only fucks smart people in his spare time. So that might be the problem.

Anyway, Colby and Pierre seem to like each other enough to have some decently hot sex, even though every time Pierre speaks, saying things like, “Do you need some sex?” and “ahh, ooo, oh yah, get my ass nice and ready for your big cock,” and, “Ohhh yeah I like your big cock,” he sounds a little like the male equivalent of one of those female porn stars trying to “act” her way through a scene. “Oh yeah, I love your cock…”

But Pierre also makes some deep grunting noises while he’s getting fucked that sound pretty convincing. So yeah, he had a good time, and they both shoot big fat loads on Pierre’s chest and abs.

Just to go back to this, though: If Colby Keller, with his two workouts a day and amazing fucking abilities, can’t find a boyfriend or even someone smart and hot enough to fuck, then either I should be killing myself today or his standards are super absurd.

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26 thoughts on “Colby Keller Hasn’t Had Sex In His Personal Life for Six Months, Takes It Out on Pierre Fitch’s Ass”

  1. I just want to meet Colby Keller, just meet him, he reminds me a fuck body in florida when he has his beard, but now in California he is far away and where lives Colby? If he lives in Cali too, want to have at least a coffee and chat

  2. Pierre Fitch is a perfect example of what will happen to Brent Corrigan if his arrogance gets in the way. Pierre is severely washed up for porn, has been for years. He was cute as hell as the tatted twink, but after he came back, he came back sloppy as hell looking. He’s gotten in better shape now, but he has still aged tremendously, and wow those teeth are a mess of color.

    As far as Colby goes, the guy is still handsome and his body looks great, but he’s aged tremendously as well, and it’s more noticeable now more than ever. It’s kind of strange for him to be even filming with sites like CockyBoys and Randy Blue considering he is far from being a “boy” or of college aged. He’s better suited at Titan or Raging Stallion.

  3. ok can someone clarify something for me? Pierre Fitch claims that he’s been in porn for 15 years, but the first thing I’ve seen him in was in 2003. Also, if he has been in porn for 15 years, then that means he started at age 16 or 17.

    Also, Colby has been in porn for 12? That means he started out in 2002. Where exactly did he start out in 2002? I thought he started out at Sean Cody, but not until 2004ish or more???

  4. Someone said a year or two ago that the older that Pierre got the less attractive he was becoming and that may be the case. Back in the day when he first was shooting for Falcon there was something about him, he was not quite a twink but he was way more appealing. Even in his shoots with Roman and Levi he looked pretty good but I am sorry….in pics 1 and 4 he just looks kinda strange maybe all the weight it looks like he has lost(not too healthy looking folks) and then the 8th pic down, the one where he is on the window sill this lol looks like someone else from behind.
    Just my opinion, I know he has always had a nice body and has matured but not in these photos and not in a good way. Colby can do no wrong but I can’t say the same for Fitch. A comment was made about Ralph Woods… I will say this Pierre has always had hot tastes in his men. They have always been hung and hot and in his blog he has never been shy about advertising them.

  5. That you for saying that! Pierre Fitch has the same canned porn star speech down pat, same as Tommy Defendi. It’s why I like him in pictures instead of actual porn.

  6. I’d never date a currently active porn model who’s constantly having anonymous sex.. Condoms or not

  7. Obviously, I don’t know much, but just from following him on social media, I thought Colby Keller had a long-term boyfriend. Oh well, maybe they are practicing sex avoidance as some sort of anti-porn-star porn-star art project.

  8. If people would need to be like Colby Keller to find a boyfriend ( husband, companion etc ) all ‘ not so handsome ‘ men never would find someone to marry but fatties, old people etc got married in this world so try to focus on character, guys.

  9. God I pine for the days when Keller had a body fat percentage that was actually calculable. He’s a million times hotter with a bit of pudge on him. And a dick in his hole.

    He’s also getting to that age when going for the dehydrated-gym-bunny look starts adding decades to the face, so it’s time to step off the treadmill and have some ice cream.

    1. Wait, did you just say Colby has a gym bunny look? Is your gym filled with strung out homeless people?

  10. What the hell happened to Pierre? It looks like he just woke up. He seemed to have always kept his hot looks but this is scary. BTW, getting extremely tired of that long face with a beard Colby Keller. I see guys beg for change that look just like him.

  11. Zoodlemouse13

    I just don’t get the Pierre Fitch thing…no offense to anyone who likes him, yay for you and all that, I just don’t get it. I can’t watch his scenes with the sound on. And I find him just so arrogant. Like… He should be worshipping the ground Colby walks on NOT acting as if he’s doing Colby a favour.

    1. that’s absolutely right, Pierre has gotten so arrogant over the years. I fancied him in the beginning, now he just looks like a troll. Nice body but that face is a no-no.

  12. I’m all for equal opportunity for everyone, but Pierre Fitch looks like the poster boy for people with Downs.

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