Colby Keller Went To Paris, Ate Carbs, Is Still Doing This Cross-Country Art-Porn Thing

Colby Keller just got back from Paris, where as this slightly insufferable interview from The Kernal reveals, he was visiting a “Marxist-Leninist friend,” because obviously.

He also got photographed by some French dude Laurent Champoussin, and there’s the video to show for it which includes Colby eating some Parisian pastry, and doing a naked split on a stone floor.

In the interview Colby talks about how he had to turn down a $100,000 offer from a porn studio to give up the rights to his Colby Does America project, saying that he would have lost artistic control of the thing. (Luckily he raised $45,000 via Indiegogo, and will likely raise even more.)

Then he does his usual self-contradictory thing where he talks about the nature of desire and the porn industry, and wanting to be revolutionary somehow, but in actuality he’s just attracted to hot-bodied, big-dicked, classically handsome fellow porn stars. Also, he’d love to do a scene for Bonus Hole Boys, but he’s afraid he couldn’t stay hard. Because: vaginas.

“I do have a lot of moments where I feel guilty being part of an industry that, I think, does shape people’s desire and may not necessarily shape it in ways that I think are beautiful or good,” he says, veins bulging. “I try very hard to position myself in a way where even if it’s just the way I’m performing on camera to try to maybe provide some kind of alternative to that. But I’m not so naive to think that there aren’t certain images of the body that are perpetuated…

“I’ve been in this business for 10 years, my sexuality is very much informed by it,” he says. He feels bad admitting that what he likes is aggressively normative: “naturally athletic bodies,” very little body fat, “classically handsome” features, and big dicks… “I’m kind of embarrassed by it.”

Anyway, he’s completed shooting in six states, and I’m a little bit worried now about what this might end up looking like, from the description he gives of filming an old boss having some kinky sex in Washington, D.C., “an overweight black man with a bum knee, and a schoolteacher from New York [with a bald spot].” Noting that the sex he was filming lacked “dynamism” he ended up focusing in on “the scars running along his old boss’s knee, one green-and-gray sock dangling off his toe” and thinking “this is really beautiful.”

Oh, brother. It sounds like a CockyBoys feature without anyone hot. Can’t wait.

[KernalMag]

14 thoughts on “Colby Keller Went To Paris, Ate Carbs, Is Still Doing This Cross-Country Art-Porn Thing”

  1. I’d love to see him in a bonusholeboy video. I’m not sure why he’s embarrassed by the type of guys he’s sexually attracted to? How does fucking a fat dude make you a better person?

  2. He thinks he’s helping to redefine porn by “the way I’m performing on camera” in scenes?

    This guy will do intellectual somersaults to justify the simple fact he’s a garden-variety exhibitionist.

  3. Through no fault of their own, we give young-(ish) and attractive-(ish) boys an inflated idea of how talented, brilliant and gifted they are. Time has a relentless way of removing the distracting sparkle of youth and revealing one’s actual gifts…or actual degree of talentless douchebaggery. The temporary light illumining the golden boys of porn is as brief and fickle as it is exclusive. Ouch! Thank God I never have to do THAT again.

  4. I formerly was a fan of Colby Keller when he was younger and clean shaven. He now possess an unruly and beard
    which could easily be groomed. He always appears unkempt and untidy appearance which is unattractive. He looked
    his best in a titan media film in a scene with actor cliff Rhodes.

  5. Yup I even retweeted that interview by E. Alex Jung. This guys is really intelligent I wasnt his fan at first but you’re going to love him after you know how witty and funny he was. And of course he’s GAY and PROUD of it like Peto Coast who considers his gay fans before doing bi videos. Bonus Hole Boys should get Benett Anthony and Martin Mazza instead these guys claiming they’re gay but love pussy very much. What a douchebags.
    * Until now I dont know what are these cis man/woman but I support Cyd Vincent.

    1. It’s those damned sneaky bisexuals or people who aren’t a perfect Kinsey 6. Blast them all, blast them all to perdition. How bloody dare they express their sexuality and flaunt in your sensitive face. Gay sex for the gays.

      Change the record please. It’s just so damn boring.

        1. What a boring, narrow minded little prig you are, Jordi. Maybe, given your ignorant and limited views on human sexuality, a religious website would be more your style than a porn blog.

          1. Pity you, did I mention about religion here?..NO! So you are the narrow large prig who uses many names just to show your insecure self hating ugly face. Bye Felicia!

        2. What on Earth are you even blathering about, Jordi?

          You are the person who keeps changing the name he posts under. Ofcourse, your weird obsession with others’ sexuality is recognisable enough that it doesn’t matter what name you post under, Jordi, you still sound crazy, creepy and idiotic. And just FYI I have only ever posted under this name here. You are just sounding delusional at this point, like you need some heavy duty therapy.

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