Colby Keller’s Beard Is Officially Too Goddamn Long

Maybe The Sword has been too hard on Colby and his shagginess. Perhaps for many of you it’s part of his allure. But you know what? I don’t care. That homeless person’s beard needed a trim before he shot this scene.

Just last week we saw him looking a bit more groomed in those Halloween scenes called Howl.

And now, even though I maintain that I find Colby Keller very hot, I would not want to go near that beard in the state that it’s in now. We’ve entered gold miner/ mountain man / survivalist territory, and it looks like things are living in there. And no.

This is a scene for Men.com with Johnny Ryder called Deeply Desired. Deeply Desiring a Trim is more like it.

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And I’m not sure how much time has passed since he shot that scene and took the following Instagram photo, but he just posted this today, reminding everyone to vote. Beard: really goddamn shaggy.

It's Election Day! Remember, people died to give you the vote!

Une photo publiée par Kolby Celler (@kolbyceller) le

 

[Men.com: Deeply Desired]

 

29 thoughts on “Colby Keller’s Beard Is Officially Too Goddamn Long”

  1. Sorry I disagree. I LOVE men with thick long beard EXACTLY like this. It is the perfect amount of bushy before it becomes unseemly. Yes I agree the Duck Dynasty/ZZ Top look is too long, but anything between 3-6 inches of facial hair is pretty fucking hot.

  2. I like his beard. But a little shape will be better. What I don’t like, not only with Colby, but a lot of guys out there… don’t chew your fingers!!

  3. I like how no one is saying anything about that Redhead with the Beard featured on Next Door Male whose beard is much bigger than colby’s

  4. i’m a huge fan, but really the beard just looks awful. like really awful. just dirty. and he’s such a handsome man. please shave it colby.

  5. I agree. He looks like he belongs on the set of “Duck Dynasty!” Come on, or some wild mountain man making illegal moonshine in the hills of Appalacia. He’s a handsome guy and needs to cut his hair, trim his beard and look presentable.

  6. Well it’s a good thing you won’t ever get near it isn’t it now?! Always worried about stupid shit that doesn’t concern them <_<

    1. People who watch porn are allowed to comment about things they find attractive or unattractive about porn models. Its not about “stupid shit that doesn’t concern them”. A porn models looks are extremely important. It is one of the things that attracts us and gets us to pay money to watch them. I love Dato Foland’s eyes and hate Colby’s beard. Deal with it.

  7. Colby gets a pass on the grizzled prospector beard because he urged people to vote … which, sadly, only ten smart people bothered to do.

  8. Aloha.
    It’s Colby. The fucker is WelaNUI!
    I wish James Jamesson would grow back his beard and hook up with Colby.
    OnoMEA★

  9. It’s hard to criticize Colby Keller, since I love hairy blonde guys. But, yeah, the huge beard is a bit much. When Colby shaves his beard off, he has a really handsome face, and looks 20 years younger!

  10. I felt the same way about James Jamesson when he’d let that nasty looking beard of his grow out, but Colby isn’t quite there yet for me. He’s still intelligent and still extremely hot.

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