Colt Rivers Has Never Been On a Date, You Guys!

Men.com just put up this Valentine’s Day video of several models talking about the worst dates they’ve ever been on.

Colby Jansen has probably the worst story, talking about a girl who got super drunk and puked all over his shirt — being careful to use the neutral pronoun “they,” so, sure, maybe it was a trans lady? He’s into that, right?

The real shocker is that Colt Rivers says he’s never been on a date in his life. But, I guess, kids these days don’t really date. They hang out. And they end up fucking their friends and having multiple long, complicated entanglements at once. Modern times!

Happy Valentine’s Day! And don’t forget that you can watch Brent Everett fuck Luke Adams starting on Saturday! And Men is offering a 20% off deal in honor of the holiday!

15 thoughts on “Colt Rivers Has Never Been On a Date, You Guys!”

  1. I am not buying this story, that Colt has never been on a date. I feel that he is seeking as much attention as he can by making such statements. I am sure he’s been on tons of date, or hook-up, and bff encounters, etc. Now a days celebrity wannabes say things to draw attention to themselves just for the sake of publicity.

  2. Happy Valentines Day/Feliz Día de San Valentín to everyone, especially to Mr Waxton Hermann and Adam ant to all the staff of this unpretentious blog. Let’s share the love.

        1. That makes absolutely no sense to what I just said, and I’m not even going to bother explaining it to you because your 3rd world ass will not be able to understand.

  3. “they,” so, sure, maybe it was a trans lady? He’s into that, right?” Lmao love your humour, J.W. Waxner-Herman. I don’t get why people get worked up over your blogs, they’re actually humorous.

  4. Dates are awesome. “Kids hanging out these days” is just an excuse not to have to dress up a bit and put your best foot forward. No it doesn’t surprise me that there are guys who don’t understand the specialness that the possibility of Love can bring while having been fucked in the ass repeatedly for years, but it’s disappointing!

  5. HA HA!
    wut a lewser!
    rite guise?!!?!

    But seriously. I don’t think any less of him for not having ever had a date.
    I live in SC right now and am in college (age 20), and I’ve never been on a date.

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