Colton Ford — daddy porn star and Blake Harper‘s ex-boyfriend — has been chasing that dragon of a pop star dream ever since retiring from porn years ago. While we prefer Colton when he’s getting gangbanged by a pool or even providing back-up for Cyndi Lauper, we’ll always have the hots for this man, no matter how big his fishnet colleciton gets.
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My ears are still bleeding!
if the religion is about wearing fishnet clothes, maybe it should get lost.
i’d still do him in a heartbeat tho …
Colton Ford does nothing for me.
Not as a Porn Daddy, not as badly written policeman on a crappy TV soap; not as an effeminate crooner.
Not my favorite R.E.M. song, either. I can’t say it’s particularly worthy of remembering.
I guess he’ll never get out of the black box.
wow. and….wow. Ok, speechless for once.
HAAARRABLE!
if i had bitch tits like those id probably get laid a lot more often
2 comments:
1. another classic song destroyed due to this day and ages lack of creativity
and
2. i see bitch tits.