In today’s Comment of the Day, twink sensation Seth Knight stops by to reveal that he’s moving to London after all, even though he already said that he isn’t. Also, he threatens legal action against The Sword.
Despite raising over $700 for a move to London (that he announced he would no longer be taking) and then coincidentally having the money to pay for a brand new sleeve tattoo, Seth Knight has changed his story once again (surprise).
Here is Seth Knight’s full and unedited comment, left in response to The Sword’s coverage of his new tattoo:
Awe thanks for the blog u douche. Brw the money that was donated to me hasn’t been touched. I move to London in 6 months and my tattoo was a present from family. Ur a ducking loser who has no life. And if I see one more blog about me. I will take legal action for harassment. Thanks
Does this blog post count as the “one more blog about [him]”?
Looks to me like Seth Knight has a level of “sarcasm” that is above the heads of people posting on this so called “legal threat”. Considering The Sword occasionally posts stories that are not meant to be taken literally as fact but are meant to be sarcastically funny. You would think that someone would ask the obvious question: Was Seth Knight joking and being sarcastically bitchy? Maybe it’s only me, but if I threatened to sue someone I wouldn’t end my threat with a polite THANKS!
Actually, it’s much easier to win libel/slander cases in the UK than the US.
This issue is so important that it deserves to be explained again by a graphic:
Seth Knight:
U.S.A…………………………………………………………………………….. Ol’Swinging London
1) Unhappy…………………………………………………………….. 1′) A Life full of blissfulness
2) ” Twink sensation “…………………………………………………………. 2′) A new whore in town.
3) A lil’fag full of shit threatening people………………….. 3′) Freach meat: sucking cock, giving the ass
with ‘legal actions’………………………………………….. and fucking brit fags for money.
4) Americann citizen…………………………………….4’)American ‘tourist’ till the Visa expires. Then…
5) Porn again? ( Without money… )<—————————————————5') Undocumented lil'slut
He has internet lawyers!
of course, he may not have seen the UK governments new “GO HOME” campaign against illegal immigrants – there is a number one can SMS to contact the relevant people – so as soon as he posts a twitter pic of him in London, let me know..
Lets put it in columns:
Seth Knight:
U.S.A. Ol’Swinging London.
” Twink sensation ” ——————————–> New whore in town
Unhappy. A new life full of blissfulness.
American citzen. American ‘turist'( Till the visa
expires )
|
Porn again? <——————————— Undocumented lil'slut.
( Without money )
Ok, Something got wrong with my post ( LOL )…It’s not what I’m trying to say.
He’s lucky his career made it this far. Jake Lyons would be proud! All aboard the crazy train.
He should be grateful you’re giving him attention. He is, after all, a huge attention whore.
Email me Seth. I will pick you up from Heathrow.
Well, sometimes, you are up at the crack a dawn really high. And that doesn’t help your proofreading!
We’ve all been guilty of drunken posts, right Zach? Wink. Wink. :D
$10 says he couldn’t find London on an unmarked map.
Can you?
“thanks for the blog u douche” has kind of a ring to it, actually. The old nom de plum was getting long in the tooth anyway…
As usual, Seth’s face is at the end of the largest erection in the area.
Next time in English please, Seth!
perhaps he can use the $700 for English lessons.
Maybe he can pull Jake Genesis out of retirement to fight for him like he did with the fleshjack situation.
That is how he is going to fund his trip to London !!!! Legal action against Zach …HUGE settlement possibilities there …..snort.
All that money and he can’t buy someone to press the spellcheck button?
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Ducking Loser reminds me of the auto-correct feature of Peter Griffin’s mobile phone in the episode where Quagmire’s dad comes to visit.
He’s a nasty little cunt isn’t he.
What is the deal with people in the industry ALWAYS using the term “legal action” in emails. I blame Law & Order for this.
That is truly clever and SO TRUE!!!
Maybe he’s going to spend those $ 700 on a lawsuit against The Sword?
Hello porn performers….. you can’t expect to be remotely taken seriously if you can’t spell. (Don’t use autocorrect as an excuse, if you are typing something you think is important, reread it and EDIT). But please still send it, these arguments provide me with my daily eye-roll and guilty pleasure.
Not sure 700 bucks will cover any legal action … lol
I’m not surprised he’s upset, you have been giving him some stick lately – Succès de scandale!