Comment Of The Day: “Thanks for the blog u douche”

In today’s Comment of the Day, twink sensation Seth Knight stops by to reveal that he’s moving to London after all, even though he already said that he isn’t. Also, he threatens legal action against The Sword.

Despite raising over $700 for a move to London (that he announced he would no longer be taking) and then coincidentally having the money to pay for a brand new sleeve tattoo, Seth Knight has changed his story once again (surprise).

Here is Seth Knight’s full and unedited comment, left in response to The Sword’s coverage of his new tattoo:

Awe thanks for the blog u douche. Brw the money that was donated to me hasn’t been touched. I move to London in 6 months and my tattoo was a present from family. Ur a ducking loser who has no life. And if I see one more blog about me. I will take legal action for harassment. Thanks

Does this blog post count as the “one more blog about [him]”?

 

29 thoughts on “Comment Of The Day: “Thanks for the blog u douche””

  1. Looks to me like Seth Knight has a level of “sarcasm” that is above the heads of people posting on this so called “legal threat”. Considering The Sword occasionally posts stories that are not meant to be taken literally as fact but are meant to be sarcastically funny. You would think that someone would ask the obvious question: Was Seth Knight joking and being sarcastically bitchy? Maybe it’s only me, but if I threatened to sue someone I wouldn’t end my threat with a polite THANKS!

  2. Freddie, the commenter

    This issue is so important that it deserves to be explained again by a graphic:

    Seth Knight:

    U.S.A…………………………………………………………………………….. Ol’Swinging London

    1) Unhappy…………………………………………………………….. 1′) A Life full of blissfulness

    2) ” Twink sensation “…………………………………………………………. 2′) A new whore in town.

    3) A lil’fag full of shit threatening people………………….. 3′) Freach meat: sucking cock, giving the ass
    with ‘legal actions’………………………………………….. and fucking brit fags for money.

    4) Americann citizen…………………………………….4’)American ‘tourist’ till the Visa expires. Then…

    5) Porn again? ( Without money… )<—————————————————5') Undocumented lil'slut

  3. of course, he may not have seen the UK governments new “GO HOME” campaign against illegal immigrants – there is a number one can SMS to contact the relevant people – so as soon as he posts a twitter pic of him in London, let me know..

  4. Freddie, the commenter

    Lets put it in columns:
    Seth Knight:
    U.S.A. Ol’Swinging London.
    ” Twink sensation ” ——————————–> New whore in town
    Unhappy. A new life full of blissfulness.
    American citzen. American ‘turist'( Till the visa
    expires )
    |
    Porn again? <——————————— Undocumented lil'slut.
    ( Without money )

  5. Well, sometimes, you are up at the crack a dawn really high. And that doesn’t help your proofreading!

    We’ve all been guilty of drunken posts, right Zach? Wink. Wink. :D

  6. thx4theblogudouche

    “thanks for the blog u douche” has kind of a ring to it, actually. The old nom de plum was getting long in the tooth anyway…

  7. That is how he is going to fund his trip to London !!!! Legal action against Zach …HUGE settlement possibilities there …..snort.

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      It came with my pea sea
      It plainly marques four my revue
      Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

      Eye strike a key and type a word
      And weight four it two say
      Weather eye am wrong oar write
      It shows me strait a weigh.

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      It nose bee fore two long
      And eye can put the error rite
      Its rare lea ever wrong.

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      I am shore your pleased two no
      Its letter perfect awl the weigh
      My chequer tolled me sew.

  8. Ducking Loser reminds me of the auto-correct feature of Peter Griffin’s mobile phone in the episode where Quagmire’s dad comes to visit.

  9. Hello porn performers….. you can’t expect to be remotely taken seriously if you can’t spell. (Don’t use autocorrect as an excuse, if you are typing something you think is important, reread it and EDIT). But please still send it, these arguments provide me with my daily eye-roll and guilty pleasure.

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